I have a pretty bad weakness when kids try and sell me shit that I don’t want. Not because I love children (in either type of way you are thinking) but because I remember how shitty it was to go door to door peddling shit that NOBODY wanted to support be it a sports league, [...]
I can’t write about a specific event that occurred at a certain point of my life. I was sworn to secrecy at the time of the event and have kept my promise for a long time. The thing is this event was rather fun and pretty much… awesome. But I still can’t write about it [...]
When I was back home in Western, NY last week my friend and I stopped at a semi popular burger place in the middle of nowhere called Tom Wahl’s. While we were there we noticed a massive amount of motorcycles out front all driven by men that looked like they were either school teachers, tax [...]
(Sorry I am on vacation this week and have made an effort to avoid anything electronic.)
This is a totally hypothetical situation that has not occurred to any of my friends recently (as in the last week). So here is the situation, you go to a party after a night out at the bar and one [...]
You get to a certain point in your life when you become the grizzled person that thinks that they have witnessed it all. Very rarely do things arise that totally shock or surprise you. I felt that way over the last few months. Nothing was really getting to me until the other night when I [...]
A few weeks ago a friend of mine that is moving to Boston for grad school came into town to check out her new apartment and get the lay of the land. I played tour guide for the day and ended up meeting her friends to go to salsa lessons and then out to dinner. [...]
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