The 5 Comedy Movies That Influenced Me The Most

Rolling Stone came out with their comedy edition this week. In it a bunch of comedians tell their favorite joke, their favorite movie, TV Show, etc…
First I wanted to share Robin Williams joke because I thought it was the best one in the issue.
Guy’s having sex with his wife. All of a sudden he looks [...]

5 more ways Shia LaBeouf can figure in the desecration of my childhood

In each of the last two summers Shia Labeouf starred in a movie that totally destroyed my childhood. Last year I didn’t blame him for Transformers, I clearly laid the blame on the biggest racist working in Hollywood today, Michael Bay. So Labeouf got off. After watching Indiana Jones this weekend I have now come to the conclusion that Shia Labeouf is out to rape any joyful memory that I have from my childhood.

Here are five ways that he can continue on his path of destroying everything I loved as a kid.

The Ultimate Summer Movie Preview (of movies I won’t see)

Every year people do lavish movie previews for the summer, when in all honestly like 5 of the 40 movies that get released will be worth watching. Here is my summer movie preview of movies that I will probably never watch but with my judgmental asshole abilities can tell you everything about just by watching [...]

Please Stop Lying to Me Comcast

I have lived in three different states in my lifetime. I don’t think that is impressive at all but what is impressive is I have had to learn at least 7 different cable systems and satellite channel structures that I can remember. Now personally I think that is amazing. In fact I think it ranks [...]

5 Ways You Can Tell That You Are Watching an Adult Movie

Besides the gratuitous nudity and hard-core sex there are always a few tell tale signs that you are watching an adult movie.
5- The inflection is different- In a normal movie the following line of dialogue would be said like, “I am here to deliver a package.” With the emphasis being put on the word [...]

Five Stand Up Comedians That Shouldn’t Make Movies Anymore

One trend that I have noticed over the years is that stand up comedians make really crappy movies. It didn’t use to be that way: Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, and Steve Martin all made some great movies during the 80s. However that has changed over the years, now stand up comedians are best suited for [...]