The late night drama has been pretty exciting lately; in fact it has brought more relevancy to the entire late night market than anything else in recent memory. (Including Dave banging interns, that whole ordeal was entertaining for like five minutes until Tiger Woods increased the amount and whore factor.) The thing is people have [...]
“You can get all the surgery in the world it isn’t going to fix who you are and who you are married to. That is where your real ugliness lies.”- Me, go ahead and feel free to use it.
First I am going to say that I never thought Heidi Montag was physically ugly and her [...]
The internet is great for so many things. You can organize your finances, find employment, get information quickly, find sick Japanese crap, connect with old friends, and find out the exact second the three breasted women comes on screen when watching Total Recall. With all of this great stuff though there is a downside, occasionally you [...]
I’ve never had a problem going to sleep. As soon as I lay down I am usually asleep within a few minutes. For the last 9 days that hasn’t been the case. Most of the time I am in bed at a semi reasonable hour but I have been staying up to 2-3am and waking [...]
I live less than half a mile away from a supermarket and I loathe going to it. Every time I step in there I begin to wish for a quick death. However, if I drive an extra mile I can go to a better supermarket that is part of the same chain and it always [...]
The easy answer: I have a penis. (Every guy that reads this blog just nodded their head and closed the browser.)
The more complex answer: Over Christmas break I went to a few movies and watched my share of pointless television. During that week break I think I saw the trailer for “Leap Year” approximately 1.75 [...]
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