Over the years I have tried to write erotic poetry and even an erotic short story. Sadly neither was accepted for publication and I haven’t been able to pen my novel with Fabio airbrushed on the cover. Rejected, dejected, and depressed I swallowed up the failure and went on with my life. However I can’t [...]
Yeah I know this all happened two weeks ago and I didn’t jump on it when it happened. I have an excuse I was in Vegas and then I was too lazy to write about it so bite me.
I have to say I completely love the entire Balloon Boy thing and I hope his dad [...]
I have a pretty bad weakness when kids try and sell me shit that I don’t want. Not because I love children (in either type of way you are thinking) but because I remember how shitty it was to go door to door peddling shit that NOBODY wanted to support be it a sports league, [...]
Last night I embarked on my continuing social experiment of trying to find the best source of quality women to date by going to a speed-dating event. I had the preconceived notion heading in that speed dating would be a complete and utter freak show. In my head it would be filled with former lesbians, [...]
Megan Fox is hot, so is robot sex.
I can’t write about a specific event that occurred at a certain point of my life. I was sworn to secrecy at the time of the event and have kept my promise for a long time. The thing is this event was rather fun and pretty much… awesome. But I still can’t write about it [...]
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