I was told I have been “cranky” lately, which usually leads to “Matt, you need to get laid” amongst other statements regarding forms of stress relief that people abide by. Believe me, this dude abides.
But, I have solid reasoning as to why I am as miserable as a male dog recently severed from his clockweights.
Winter [...]
I have watched every single season of Survivor except for the second one. It is easily my favorite reality show and I am not ashamed to admit it. Do I like it because of the man versus nature element? Eh, I don’t care about. How about the strategy and conniving? Not really, the game is [...]
I got a phone call from a good friend of mine the other day. Said friend, whom I will call “Tenacious D” or T.D. for short, due to his striking resemblance to Kyle Gass, is what I would call a perpetual dater.
He’s kind of like Finstock on here, really, minus the brown shoes and fascination [...]
A long time ago I wrote a list of things that I wanted to do before I die. There are a few more things I would like to add to the list.
1) Be on Taxicab Confessions
I want to be goaded into telling a ridiculous story by a complete stranger driving a cab. Diving into the [...]
My friend… we will call her Pam… recently had her 30th birthday. At her party an ex-boyfriend (whom she dated years ago) showed up and hung out for a bit. He is currently seeing someone but decided to IM her the next day. Eventually the conversation turned incredibly uncomfortable and he ended up typing a [...]
This interweb series of tubes thingy is a funny place. And it is such because of the crap I read that is passed off as “news”. And, the news is stating that since it is getting chilly outside again, it’s time for our annual visit to find out where all those nasty germs are hiding.
The [...]
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