That Was a Fargin’ Trick Question!

It looks as if Perez Hilton, the gossiper of all gossipers, has his panties in a proverbial twist over Miss California Carrie Prejean’s answer to his question in the Miss USA pageant.

Mr. Hilton, that gay guy who looks an awful lot like Jimmy Neutron that just happened to turn a life of watching E! Entertainment [...]

Six People I Want To Kick In the Nuts (if they have them)

There are roughly over 529 million people in North America. And with all those people comes many cultures, religions, ways of life, yada yada. All good things. I mean, we’re all different, that’s kinda cool, you know?
The unfortunate thing about that many people is that invariably, we all have to do combine math and logic, [...]

First Digital Underground Breaks Up, Now This?

Note: Heavy Sarcasm Warning. Like that’s something new…
Well, in case you haven’t noticed, and judging by the extensive, un-fuckin’ believable coverage by most douche and Vagisil infested advertised magazines and TV shows, you have, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha “That Aint Phantom Wood” Ronson have called it quits.

Now, I am among the very few that still [...]

Knock Knock…Who’s There? Go F*** Yourself

I am a fairly social guy. Those that know me understand that it isn’t too hard for me to strike up a conversation with a person, maybe crack a joke or ten, using mostly sarcasm and break the ice relatively easily.
I do work with people, it’s what I do. Smile, say something pleasant, nod affirmatively [...]

Five Songs You Know You’ve F***ed To

Today I give you a list. Because I have been away for a little while, busy and shit with shit and shit, I just jotted a few things down in between feedings. But I think you’ll enjoy this one, because it involves sex and memories…which can be good or bad I guess. One that will [...]

The Wedding is Off? No Way!

Back a few months ago, when Sarah Palin was in the middle of her road trippin’, high steppin’, mavericky run around the country endorsing her BFF John McCain for POTUS, we learned a little something that contradicted her stance on teaching abstinence to teenagers as a way of birth control.
Her daughter Bristol, it was found [...]