(Update: For those of you who don’t know, date number 2’s roommate found my blog, which resulted in date number 2 leaving a comment on said blog. After an hour of back and forth text messaging date number 2 may be dropping a blog on here this week and asking you to vote if I [...]
I don’t know quite to make of this story I read this morning. Apparently a UK woman is divorcing her husband after she caught his Second Life character banging another Second Life character. According to the article, “Ms Taylor, 28, filed for divorce on the ground of unreasonable behaviour after her husband admitted falling in [...]
Yawn.
Yesterday it was revealed that Adrienne Bailon, of the irritating, Disney manufactured, trollop rearing group “The Cheetah Girls” claimed that “steamy” nude photos of her were taken from her laptop, which itself was heisted from JFK Airport in New York and ransomed for $1,000. Yay.
It was revealed all of forty-two seconds later by her douchebag [...]
One thing ya gotta love about this great big ol’ country we live in: we are 100% free to do as we please. Free for example to…say…hang a set of metal testicles on our Ford F-150s. In fact, I’ll take it a bold step forward and say that when our Founding Fathers were framing the [...]
(This is my log of dates from match.com)
Date- 2
What did I wear: Jeans, black v-neck, white shirt, black shoes…
Would I screw me? No… I may or may not have been bloated.
Odds of me getting laid: (0 means I am masturbating to old pictures of Tracey Gold and 10 means lots of lube) 0 … after [...]
Now that I am single again, I figured it might be a good time to get out there and meet some people. And since I won’t be taking Finstocks advice and hit match.com due to the fact that none of those people exist, I figured I’d try to next best place. I’m thinking about joining [...]
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