A few weeks ago my friend pointed out to me that “Heroes” star and barely legal actress Hayden Panettiere always seems to be licking things in her pictures. I did a little investigation into it and found out that Hayden truly does like to lick everything. Here is the results of my in depth examination [...]
Recently there was an article, wait can I even call it an article? Let me start over… Recently there was a crappy time wasting post on yahoo about the spike in celebrities having twins. Of course this spiked the little scientist in me and I wanted to find out if celebrity sperm was more potent.
My [...]
On my layover in Atlanta I was starving and had to find a place to eat. The Atlanta airport is so huge that there are numerous options, the only problem was because of the holiday traffic most places had long waits which I didn’t have time for. I swallowed my pride and decided that the [...]
Raising kids isn’t easy. There isn’t a book that covers everything, nor is there a course you can take. I don’t have any kids… well that I know of. There could be some kid with a head that is disproportionate to the rest of his body somewhere in Upstate NY that has an odd fascination [...]
In her recent interview with Elle Magazine, Lindsay “Coke Spoon” Lohan stated the following:
“I just want to be nominated for an award for all the work I’ve done.”
At first I laughed my ass off, but then I studied Ms. Lohan’s body of work:
The Parent Trap - 1998Â IMDB.com rating - 6.2
Freaky Friday - 2003 IMDB.com [...]
You know I am a little upset right now, the Lohan Family is having the ultimate melt down right now and I was stuck in a car driving cross country. Great timing… I have stated before how I am thoroughly entertained by the Lohans who have basically become the example of what not to do [...]
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