Tu Simone Ayer – On the surface, this is not necessarily a stupid name. Until you realize it is the daughter of Northern Exposure actor Rob Morrow. So the kid’s name? Tu Morrow. Good thing Susan Dey never had a kid named “Yester”, huh? I do admire his boldness, however. What if Bruce Lee had [...]
“I’m just a goof looking for my ball” – the words of a female Match.com user in ads that appear both on television and in print. Now, upon hearing that, most people would think something like, “Hey, I’ve got what you’re looking for, but there seems to be an extra one.” It’s also entirely possible [...]
Rihanna – After ridding her life of abusive men completely, becomes a spokeswoman for an anti- domestic violence campaign. Her career is cut short, however, when during the first commercial, the director suffers an overwhelming urge to beat her to death.
Having been a man most of my adult life, I’ve come to accumulate quite a few life lessons in regards to what makes a man a man and what makes a man a sniveling, pansy-fied sack of blubbering, window-licking vaginas. That’s right, I said “sack of vaginas”.
According to all the data I’ve compiled*, the single [...]
Home Depot is home to many a surly denizen who lurks in the shadows waiting for their next victim. If you’re not fully prepared, YOU might just be that victim. Grumbly Trolls, the dreaded Wood Aisle, and other desperate shoppers are just some of the hazards you will encounter if you don’t have your journey mapped out.
Dear Doggy,
Since things have been so crazy lately, I thought I’d write you a little letter. We’ve had such good times together that I think this is the least you deserve.
Remember when we went on that hike and I fell and lacerated my scrotum? You kindly held my severed testicle in your mouth for me [...]
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