How to turn your daughter into a whore, send her to USC

There is nothing that I enjoy more than a good hazing story. Even better than a good hazing story is one that has is centered around women.

The cream of the crop though is one that has women… wait cheerleaders and… and… PICTURES!

This story might be a old. But I just found it. Apparently the cheer squad at the University of South Carolina has a little ritual in breaking in the new girls to their squad. Something so over the top I have decided to show the pictures and to transcribe the auto tape. If you have kids you may want to ask them to leave the room, well unless you have a daughter. She should probably be taking notes.

(Note: Names and identities have been changed in order to protect the innocent and the not so innocent. These are actual pictures that were found on photobucket.)

On a Saturday night in the fall team leader Jenna throws a party. The whole goal of the party is to break in the new crop of cheerleaders. Jenna takes the time out to display the main tool that will be used to break in the new girls.

Jenna: ARE YOU CUNTS READY?
Brooke: OMG Jenna what are we going to do with that?
Buffy: I hope I don’t have to squat and pick it up with my snatch, I just got a nasty yeast infection from when I stuck that cucumber in there.
Jenna: Joey, you are the star quarterback get over here! You need to help these cum guzzlers out.

Harold: What about me? I am ready to help!
Jenna: No Harold you are here just to help with the audio visual stuff. We told you if you were good Jamie would give you a hand job later.

Jamie: I SO will not.
Jenna: So come on Brooke.

Brooke: Like OMG what do I have to do? Why are you taking pictures of this? You guys are so funny!
Jenna: FELLATE THE BANANA BROOKE!
Brooke: Why are you using such big words?
Jenna: BLOW THE FUCKING THING YOU WHORE!

Brooke: You want me to? But what about my parents? What about all the people that went to my Cotillion back in Charleston?
Jenna: Brooke if you want to be part of the Gamecock cheer squad you need to gobble that banana like you have never gobbled before!
Brooke: I just don’t think I could do it. This is something you wait until marriage to do.
Jenna: I guess you won’t be traveling with us to the Miami game. Let me check on Angie and see how she is doing.

Jenna: I forgot, Angie is Catholic.