A few years back, not long after I ceremoniously dumped my ex-wife of the “lowering herself onto random manhood” kind, I decided that I was lonely and thought that I’d like to meet some new ladies. It took all of fourteen seconds for my friends at the time to recommend online dating, and after reading [...]
Once again, being the total friggin’ idiot I am, (but really by looking at blumpkin porn sites all damn day), I screwed up my computer royally. My computer fix-it-guy is on a first name basis with me now, and that first name is “Quitlookinatporndude”. I’ve been dealing with all things interweb by mobile phone over [...]
Alright, I admit, you’re all clicking this thinking, “another fucking Jon and Kate bunch of Happy Horseshit…” Fine. Last one, I swear.
I’m not going to beat around the bush here on this one. The damn thing is everywhere now, and let’s face it, Jon and Kate Gosselin getting a divorce is not really “news”.
Divorce in [...]
It is that time of year again where I have the ability for a few weeks to sit on my said hairy ass and watch a virtual Sporgy (sports orgy) on the tube. Baseball is in full swing, the NBA Playoffs are rolling and the Stanley Cup Finals are at their apex. I also enjoy [...]
Holy hell it has been a long time. Forty-plus days since I was last here? Sweet Jesus, my how time flies when you are not having fun worrying about your fuckin’ job and having you bosses left foot up your ass so far that it tastes like Hush Puppy Poo.
So rather than just punch in [...]
Surely by now you have heard of the story of two dudes from Pennsylvania that, in an alleged attempt to break some ridiculous world record (set in India, of course), text messaged a total of 217,000 times in the month of March.
I am not a big fan of text messaging, but then again I am [...]
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