The Female Clitoris is a Myth

Consider if you will for a moment the clitoris.  Every other major sex organ has about a thousand different slang words used to describe them, and yet the organ most responsible for a woman’s pleasure (and a man’s endless frustration): nada.

Dried peach or Maya Angelou’s vagina?  You decide

Yeah, I know what some of you are thinking, and [...]

Attack of the Interweb Geeks

A couple of days ago I posted a blog about 10 really ugly game consoles.  Admittedly, it probably wasn’t my best work: I was short on time and thus the commentary wasn’t really all that funny.  But, it inexplicably blew up on Digg and was linked to from a major gaming site, leading to some major [...]

10 of the Ugliest Game Consoles of All Time

This time we’re taking a look at fucked-up looking game consoles. And I’m not talking about the actual games themselves, but instead the ugly-ass hardware you play them on. Here we go!

Even Burger King Gets it Right Once in Awhile

I was going to write a little something about how I ate the perfect Whopper at Burger King today, an amazing feat considering the utter shit they usually serve up at that joint.  But instead allow me to simply post the actual Instant Message conversation Bobby Finstock and I had about it.  I think it [...]

My Top 10 Albums of the Year

Compiling this list made me realize that 2008 wasn’t exactly a stellar year for outstanding musical efforts.  There were a lot of albums that I thought were really good but weren’t the kind of stuff that will stand the test of time on my I-Pod playlist or make it into my top 50 favorite albums [...]

F-U-C-HEE HEE HEE, THAT TICKLES

This was my son’s first Christmas, and it was a ton of fun.  Sure, he really had no clue why he was getting all of these cool gifts, but it sure was fine by him!  The day after Christmas, his mother and I sat down with him to mess around with some of his still [...]