I live less than half a mile away from a supermarket and I loathe going to it. Every time I step in there I begin to wish for a quick death. However, if I drive an extra mile I can go to a better supermarket that is part of the same chain and it always [...]
The easy answer: I have a penis. (Every guy that reads this blog just nodded their head and closed the browser.)
The more complex answer: Over Christmas break I went to a few movies and watched my share of pointless television. During that week break I think I saw the trailer for “Leap Year” approximately 1.75 [...]
Some people consider me jovial, some people consider me slightly bitter and angry, and others just think I should be locked in a shed. I like to consider myself someone who is socially adaptable. Is there a need for someone to be the life of the party? I can step in and do that. You [...]
We continue to trend of me giving you my unsolicited opinion on what you should like and what you shouldn’t like from over the last decade. Before we dive in I should give one show some props.
Honorable Mention- Jersey Shore
The show would have made the list if they didn’t pussy out and actually showed Snooki [...]
I watch a lot of movies. In fact I watch a lot of crap movies. Then I balance the crap out with some really artsy movies to justify the crap that I just watched. In the end the crap and the art blend together to make up a wonderful blend of crapart which french for [...]
This is a total whitewash (the term used for when a basketball team plays five white guys at the same time)… I don’t feel qualified to judge hip-hop. Although the Roots, Jay-Z, Kayne, and Outkast all put out albums that I own but I couldn’t tell you the first thing about Lil Wayne. So I [...]
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