Conan vs. Jay

The late night drama has been pretty exciting lately; in fact it has brought more relevancy to the entire late night market than anything else in recent memory. (Including Dave banging interns, that whole ordeal was entertaining for like five minutes until Tiger Woods increased the amount and whore factor.) The thing is people have [...]

Football

A long time ago I interviewed Summer of Tears, a comedy group that is responsible for the Teen Wolf video. (Which I still think might be my favorite video online.)
They wrote me last week to let me know they had a new video out about football. I figured today was a good day to post it.

It is [...]

Heidi Montag Pratt and her 10 Plastic Surgeries

“You can get all the surgery in the world it isn’t going to fix who you are and who you are married to. That is where your real ugliness lies.”- Me, go ahead and feel free to use it.
First I am going to say that I never thought Heidi Montag was physically ugly and her [...]

I have a major confession to make

The internet is great for so many things. You can organize your finances, find employment, get information quickly, find sick Japanese crap, connect with old friends, and find out the exact second the three breasted women comes on screen when watching Total Recall. With all of this great stuff though there is a downside, occasionally you [...]

I might have to blow someone for some Ambien

I’ve never had a problem going to sleep. As soon as I lay down I am usually asleep within a few minutes. For the last 9 days that hasn’t been the case. Most of the time I am in bed at a semi reasonable hour but I have been staying up to 2-3am and waking [...]

The Two Supermarkets

I live less than half a mile away from a supermarket and I loathe going to it.  Every time I step in there I begin to wish for a quick death. However, if I drive an extra mile I can go to a better supermarket that is part of the same chain and it always [...]