(If you are under 18 this doesn’t apply to you. Everyone expects you to have horrible taste when it comes to pop culture. Your mom had it. Your mother’s mother had it. It is just a fact of life. Now go paint tear drops on something.)
Last year when Twilight came out I wrote a blog [...]
Usually I take celebrity deaths mourn for about twenty-five seconds and then move on with my life. Of course other times I have gone the other way and carried on like they were the greatest events ever, like when Anna Nicole Smith died.
We lost a few celebrities this year. One guy that molested children and [...]
Throughout this week I have been studying who reads this blog, who I am friends with on Facebook, and who follows me on Twiter. The one conclusion I arrived at is that everyone is old and will probably being dying at some point in the future.
You dying does not help me out. That means less [...]
One thing that I learned while growing up is that you never snitch on people. One of my “friends” in high school ratted out a few of my friends and I when we were pulling a practical joke (or causing massive damage depending on your point of view) and I haven’t talked to them in [...]
Over the years I have tried to write erotic poetry and even an erotic short story. Sadly neither was accepted for publication and I haven’t been able to pen my novel with Fabio airbrushed on the cover. Rejected, dejected, and depressed I swallowed up the failure and went on with my life. However I can’t [...]
Yeah I know this all happened two weeks ago and I didn’t jump on it when it happened. I have an excuse I was in Vegas and then I was too lazy to write about it so bite me.
I have to say I completely love the entire Balloon Boy thing and I hope his dad [...]
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