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- Winter Sucks and So Do You
- Why I still love Survivor
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- Booger spray + nervous mothers x hand sanitizers = pussified kids
- The Match.com Files: Date 3- The Asian Persuasion
- True Story: “Affair” in Second Life Causes Divorce
- Are “leaked to the press nude photos” even news anymore?
- God Has Blessed this Great Nation with Truck Nutz
- The Match.com Files: Date 2- Oh Sweet Irony
- Sarah Blows a Banana on the Pop Crunch Show
- People you will undoubtedly meet at a gym
- The Match.com Files: Date 1- Ms. Passive Aggressive
- The Apple Doesn’t Fall Far…
- Breaking News! Obama’s First Dump in the White House terlet!
- Dean’s Got a Small…
- Best Halloween Costume Ever
- How to pick up a stripper without spending money on her
- Is it wrong to laugh at a pissed off guy in a wheelchair?
- You just got Rick Rolled on Pop Crunch
- An example of a kick ass Match.com profile
- What is SNL going to do now?
- Is there something I am supposed to do today?
- An interview with Sarah East
- One Last Halloween Wrap Up: Things I Hate
- Celebrity Political Endorsements Are Worthless
- Letting your repressed inner slut and inner lush out is okay
- Life lessons for the ‘youts’ of America (but, really for boys only)
- Five Obscure Slasher Films for you to Enjoy on Halloween
- The Fine Art of Stripper Names
- Halloween Pop Crunch
- When a stripper calls you a gay liar is that rock bottom?
- The top 5 songs I sing along to that might classify me as gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that)
- How the Movie Airplane! Almost Made Me Have to Cut a Couple Bitches
- High School Musical Kids and One Bleached Bunger
- We Should Expect More Out of Our Beauty Queens
- Video weekend party… or something
- How about THIS Fat Bastard
- Rules to follow when picking up an underage girl
- Why did you deceive me, Penthouse?
- Pizza Hut is run by liars and their food is crap
- The Five Scenes that Ruined Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
- Oh you are a complete train wreck? We should totally date.
- Dominican Lou is my new best friend
- Which dead rapper would you sleep with?
- Is British Humor Highly Overrated?
- How to make your own shank
- Parade Magazine Questions Answered Takes a Horrible Twist
- Why MMA is the lamest thing ever
- Crime and Punishment- Part I
- How to snort coke of a stripper/hooker’s ass
- Dirt-Stache Resurgent
- How to hide a dead stripper’s body and everything else a guy should know
- OJ Simpson Can’t Go To Jail
- From the Book: Setting Back AIDS Knowledge Ten Years
- An Ode to Freaky Friday
- Secret Societies Just Ain’t What They Used To Be
- Jim Carrey: Way Too In To Jenny McCarthy’s Junk
- Jamie Lynn Spears Nipple Pics
- I Hate People That Use Their Facebook Relationship Status For Attention
- An Interview with SME TV and the Pop Crunch Show
- I would like a vanilla milkshake with breast milk from a brunette please
- I didn’t know God had a rooting interest?
- How spending a half hour in the Las Vegas Airport made me lose faith in all humanity
- OK America I Get It: You Like Superhero Movies
- Vegas Baby, Vegas
- My Brief Moment of Greatness
- I Think My Microwave is Trying to Kill Me
- Cross dressing… aka this week’s Pop Crunch
- The 5 Comedy Movies That Influenced Me The Most
- Projectile Vomiting Your Way to Happiness
- Breaking Down the Presidential Campaign Using John Hughes Movies
- How much is that doggie in the window?
- Jason Friedberg Must Die
- The Midget Porn One
- Take your promise ring and jam it up your ass
- The Dangers of Being a Coupon Amateur
- 5 More Reasons Why I Should Never Drink Again
- Your source for news about your fiance
- Biden vs. Palin: I Do the Research So You Don’t Have To
- Holy crap I have been doing this for four years?
- Let the Demi Lovato Hate Mail Fly
- The Dirtiest E-mail I Have Received Yet
- Is that his daughter or his girlfriend?
- WTF Metallica, WTF?
- Why does everything have to be the best or the worst?
- The most annoying people that I deal with in air travel
- Some People for John McCain to Consider as his Running Mate
- How can I hit on a TSA official?
- Masturbation Jokes on Pop Crunch
- As Long as They’re Thinking of Changing the Legal Drinking Age…
- I answer the question, if a man watches The Hills is he no longer a man?
- A Brief History of White Dudes Playing Black Dudes in Movies
- Summer of Tears does Teen Wolf
- Selena Gomez, Shawn Johnson, and Other Crap
- Scientists Prove Beer Goggles Are Real
- Why The Karma Police are better than Radiohead
- Basketball Diaries Part V- How I almost didn’t walk at high school graduation
- What Female Athletes Have the Most Casual Moral Attitudes?
- You don’t exist when you are not around me
- It is all about the Doritos remark… and skat joke
- The Trannie Hooker or Regular Hooker Game Results
- Drunken Mistakes: Welcome to Germany
- Another Edition of Trannie Hooker or Regular Hooker?
- WTF Do I Need 14 Rolls For?
- Basketball Diaries Part IV- The Super Fans
- Oh Yahoo you know exactly what I want
- A little bit of Pop Crunch Action
- The Basketball Diaries Part III- The Scoop
- Now that I know Katherine Heigl is a bitch I can’t watch Knocked Up
- I am giving away free shit… No really
- How can I talk to my mom about sex?
- 5 Questions With Doug Williams Host of 1st Amendment Stand Up
- The Basketball Diaries Part II-The Sports Editor
- It isn’t a good idea to lift weights while on ecstasy (and five other drugs)
- Me- 2 Andy Dick- 0
- If I Ever Became a Female Stripper…
- This Week’s Pop Crunch Show
- 5 Songs That Women Have Totally Ruined For Me
- Chess Boxing. Sport of the Future
- Cosmo Quiz: Is he only after my bod?
- My Answer to The Ominous Comma Challenge
- This is all for the Kate Moss joke
- There is nothing better than a 19 Year Old Whore
- Drunken Mistakes- Toasts aren’t always good
- Packing is way too complex
- A little Pop Crunch action
- I am filing a protest
- I need to come up with a pen name
- Wow a Sponsored Contest and Everything
- Parade Magazine Questions Answered: They Can’t Be Any Worse Than the Crap They Print
- A little road trip- Attention Western NY and People in the Midwest
- An Ode to Tarah: The Sluttiest Slut I’ve Ever Known
- Bits and Pieces
- What you couldn’t make the effort for that last one?
- The Five Dirtiest Places Known to Mankind
- Reader News: Some People Are More Twisted Than I Am
- Hup and Steph: When social networking friend adding goes wrong
- 5 Questions With Summer of Tears
- Is not changing the toilet paper roll lazy or efficient?
- Who will star in the next great celebrity sex tape?
- Craigslist Creep of the Week #3
- What three people would you change places with for a day?
- If I Could Bang My Air Conditioner I Would
- I Quit
- Lesson of the week- #3 Watch what you drink
- How to completely turn a woman into a lesbian
- Word of the Day June 5th, 2008
- How can anyone root for Kobe Bryant?
- Craigslist Creep of the Week- #2
- Want to get married? Go on a reality show.
- Word of the Day June 3, 2008- Birmingham Booty Call
- I Just Want to Play The Do You Know Who I am Card Once in My Life
- You can blame Jenny Lewis for no blog today
- Apparently the treasure is located in my chest cavity
- Straight Males Take on the Fashion at Cannes
- Drunken Mistakes: Sometimes having to pee trumps thought
- 5 more ways Shia LaBeouf can figure in the desecration of my childhood
- The Obligatory Pardon This Mess Post
- Apparently I am a bukkake expert
- The IT Book
- Generation Y Has No Culture
- You Are Welcome Gay People
- Word of the Day May 19th, 2008- MacGyver Chick
- How come I can’t dress like a hooker for my prom?
- Time To Piss Away All The Goodwill I Built Up Yesterday
- I was just mentioned on CNN
- Never Again
- Craigslist Creep of the Week-1
- Do you really want to read crappy corporate pitches?
- A 12 year old dominatrix, 18 kids, and a trach ring
- My Letter to Internet Qatar
- Word of the Day-May 13th
- Screw You Qatar- Not that you can read this
- My Entry For Doodle Week
- Why I should never go back to the Hard Rock Casino
- Lesson of the Week Number 2- Grand Theft Auto IV
- Word of the Day May 8th, 2008- Gooch
- The Winner of the Seventeen Magazine Contest
- Why this election needs to carry on forever
- Word of the Day- May 6, 2008
- Robot Sperm Makes People Afraid of Technology
- I Hate It When I Get a Stereotype Wrong
- Special Edition of the Word of the Day
- How (not) to commit academic fraud
- Lesson of the Week 1
- The Ultimate Summer Movie Preview (of movies I won’t see)
- Word of the Day May 1, 2008- Baby Gravy Bedsheet
- The Basketball Diaries
- The Word of the Day April 30, 2008
- I like my sex symbols (barely) legal
- Word of the Day- April 29, 2008
- Note to self: The Men’s Bathroom
- Please Stop Lying to Me Comcast
- The Kids in the Hall are Back
- 5 Ways You Can Tell That You Are Watching an Adult Movie
- Five Stand Up Comedians That Shouldn’t Make Movies Anymore
- I want to be an expert at something
- I Answer The Hard Hitting Questions From Seventeen Magazine
