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- I Was The Other Man Part II
- I Was The Other Man? Part I
- Ode To The Lonely 80s Rocker
- Fuck Yo Couch
- The Facebook Debacle
- My Mom Joined Facebook, The Beginning Of The End
- 5 People Equally as Unlikeable as Kobe Bryant- Part 1
- The Electrical Properties of My Crap
- Welcome to Chicago, Here is Your Free Vomit
- General Rules For When You Meet Me
- An Open Letter to HBO
- For the love of the game, or the cameltoe?
- Fred has re-entered the building
- Bobby “Bernie Maddoff” Finstock
- Blame it on the Negroes
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- Jon and Kate Plus 8: I want that bitch to cry
- Confessions of a not so dangerous mind
- Nothing’s Shocking When You Hang Out With Hookers
- I have a new full time job- dating
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- Stupid Match.com Ads
- The 6 Fattest Presidents in US History
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- Do Women Hide The Crazy Better Than Guys?
- Kim Kardashian Sucks Ass
- Your Dignity: 1970-2009
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- 5 things I fear more than the swine flu
- Please Don’t Encourage Them: Celebrity Hobbies that Must Be Stopped.
- Celebrity Predictions!
- The 10 Ugliest Gobots Ever Made
- Romance is the new horror
- Hitler the Artist
- But It Is A Tradition
- Text me If You Know These Guys
- That Was a Fargin’ Trick Question!
- Craigslist Hooker Killer Brought To Justice, Girlfriend Now Available
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- Five TV Shows That Should Be Movies
- The ONLY Required Footwear For a Real Man
- Who wants a clone of my penis?
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- Pop Crunch is Back
- Six People I Want To Kick In the Nuts (if they have them)
- First Digital Underground Breaks Up, Now This?
- Next Time You See A Man With A Hairy Back You Better Thank Him.
- I Might Be Socially Retarded or Have No Emotions
- Class A misdemeanors: The do’s and don’ts of getting arrested.
- I don’t want to be depressed
- What is on TV at 4am?
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- Knock Knock…Who’s There? Go F*** Yourself
- Top Ten Worst Celebrity Name Drops
- The Single Greatest Thing I Have Ever Read
- I watched the entire Sex and the City movie and lived to tell about it
- MTV’s True Life… I can’t turn it off
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- The Search Engine Shrink
- Letter to My Doggy
- The One Friend That Takes Things Too Far
- If you are going to use sex toys don’t be cheap
- AIG Response to Government Outrage: “Just a Taste to Get Us By, Man, C’mon!”
- A Very Special Birthday Post
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- The Hot Finger
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- How NOT to ask a question
- Teen Magazine Questions Answered
- This Is Just Like Having Herpes. Or Worse.
- Watchmen Review: Way too much CGI penis for my taste
- “Octomom” Breaks Silence on Delivery Details of Octuplets: “Some of Them Came Out of My Ass”
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- Hello? It’s Me…You Unoriginal Prick
- Which Guy Freaks You Out More?
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- Some Actual Good News and the Return of Hup and Steph
- Suggestions for Octo-Mom To Make Money
- For The Next 34 Minutes, I Am A Technology Geek
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- The Five Hottest Political Pundits
- 2009 Oscar Awards Best and Worst Dressed
- The Real Reason Behind Rihanna Being a Punching Bag
- How NOT to eradicate blue balls
- Contest Winners
- Nip Tuck Plot Line or Something I Pulled Out of My Ass
- Chuck Mangione and the Guys Who Pee in My Backyard.
- Great Lies That Women Have Told Me: Lockjaw
- Good Ol’ Dr. Ruth
- 5 T-Shirts That People Regret Owning
- Does O.J. Simpson still receive his NFL pension now that he’s in prison?
- Turkey Baster Babies
- Crap Women Don’t Want For Valentine’s Day
- 6 Guys You Shouldn’t Date… Yahoo Lies Yet Again
- Speaking of Facebook…
- What’s With Couples Pages?
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- Strange Screw
- The ingredients to turn me into a weepy wreck
- Dentyne “Take Back Valentine’s Day” Contest
- Five Fetishes I Just Don’t Get.
- “The City” Proves MTV Should Die Already
- Why did Khandi Alexander leave as the autopsy expert on CSI: Miami? And other questions answered
- Pointing The Finger
- New Michael Phelps Sponsorship Opportunities
- Your Product Sucks
- Over indulgent recording practices
- A Recap of the Career of Josh McDowell, Pedophile Director
- Ashlee Simpson you need to STFU. Your Sister, Jessica Simpson, is getting fat
- I’m All About The Flirty Girls
- An open letter to Beyonce: Why You Gotta Hate?
- Am I a good boyfriend? A Seventeen Magazine Poll
- The Female Clitoris is a Myth
- Five Movies I Don’t Want to See on my Tivo.
- Get with the program already
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- How Hentai will ruin your life
- A Few Years too Late Google
- In Case of Gangbang, Please Break Glass
- Setting Unrealistic Expectations For Change
- Yeah, I wanted to kill Hitler AND Pol Pot, Tom
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- Attack of the Interweb Geeks
- Have we lowered the bar that much?
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- 5 More Questions with Ashley Steel
- Unless you make it big, it means you’re a dork
- Hey, Terrorists. Here’s an Updated List For You
- Please don’t argue on the internet
- The Producers
- Yes, The World Hates You
- Even Burger King Gets it Right Once in Awhile
- A realistic resolution
- The Five Funniest Rapists in Entertainment
- I am Farmer Ted
- My New Years Resolutions Are…
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- My Top 10 Albums of the Year
- I would like my Christmas play with more closet whores, please
- I would like my Christmas play without the political commentary please
- A PopCrunch New Year
- My favorite posts from 2008
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- F-U-C-HEE HEE HEE, THAT TICKLES
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- WalMart: Real Entertainment Value
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- Damn you charity, damn you
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- Who would win in a knife fight?
- The Match.com Files: Date Number 4
- Hey Emo Teens, Here are 5 Things You Can Embed Under Your Skin!
- I Like Spinners So Much I’m Gonna Be One
- Sean Avery gets suspended but makes hockey 99 times more interesting
- 6 of the Grossest Fast Food Menu Items
- My Kids are Cool. Your Kids Suck.
- Apparently Withdrawals from Justin Timberlake’s Penis Make Women Insane
- Does One Have To Be A Lesbian to Have A Variety Show?
- If nobody died in the procurement of my gift I don’t want it
- A date with Wolf-Jay
- A Thanksgiving Story…as Only I See It
- I’m so lazy, I can’t even think of a catchy title
- Thank God I am not female: Reason 452
- The Match.com Files: I need $50 to make you holler I get paid to do the wild thing
- The Lobotomy of America is Complete
- If you are an adult and excited to see Twilight you are an idiot
- Winter Sucks and So Do You
- Why I still love Survivor
- Masturbation Conversation: Dating Graveyard or Dating Gold?
- 5 more things I want to do before I die
