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- If you are an adult and excited to see New Moon you are a moron
- Ranking the Celebrity Deaths of 2009
- The Films of Roland Emmerich – A Deep Critical Analysis
- I need to cater to a younger audience
- Snitches Get Stitches
- Stephen King’s 10 Best and 10 Worst
- Anthony Sowell: Civil Rights Leader
- A Headfirst Dive Into Erotic Fan Fiction
- Wait did something happen with a balloon and a boy?
- Jon and Kate plus hate-orade.
- So it has come to this Boy Scouts?
- Speed Dating: I Can Smell Your Ovaries Drying Up
- An excessively unfunny comedian
- Five reasons why ‘Transformers 2′ was the worst movie since ‘Gigi’ and one reason why it was awesome.
- Dump the Girlfriend. Video Game Season is Upon Us.
- The Governor of the New South
- Where the hell did cutting come from?
- I Have To Boycott Nike Now
- Roman Polanski entertains me
- I guess my practical joke wasn’t in that poor of taste
- What Happened To The Action Hero?
- The anatomy of a failed practical joke
- Color Me Impressed
- My Solution For Healthcare
- Didn’t You Learn Anything From Wild Hogs?
- You are my long lost adopted son, we should bang
- Vaginal Wipe: Disgusting or Thoughtful?
- I Turned Down Sex Because I Had To Poop
- How the Real World dragged me back in…
- If you are ugly you should learn how to dance
- The Most Insulting Thing Ever (If you are tucking your penis)
- The Worst Thing I Have Ever Done To Anyone Part II
- The Worst Thing I Have Ever Done To Anyone Part I
- What ?
- Five People I Would Like To Hang Out With In Their Primes
- I hope A.J. Trapasso gets hit by a bus or gets HIV.
- What I learned yesterday
- To Fleshlight or not to Fleshlight, that is the question
- (redacted) is a hack and his fans are idiots
- An Interview with Lauriana Mae from P Diddy’s Star Maker
- You Dating Sites Aren’t Even Trying, Are You?
- Who’s the Dork Now?
- Harry Potter is Racist
- The Best Free Crap I Have Ever Received: Frenzied Waters
- I have become apathetic when it comes to dating
- My First International Soccer Match
- Michael Jackson Ceremony… The Running Diary Recap
- I Got Beat By A Girl
- On August 7th the desecration of my childhood will be complete
- Parental Cliques?! OMG…That’s sooo ghey!
- Please Stop With the Facebook Quizzes
- Yahoo Wants To Turn Women Into Human Lie Detectors
- When OJ Dies Are We Going To Think About Him As A Great Running Back?
- Jon and Kate Plus Eight Screwed Up Kids
- I Was The Other Man Part II
- I Was The Other Man? Part I
- Ode To The Lonely 80s Rocker
- Fuck Yo Couch
- The Facebook Debacle
- My Mom Joined Facebook, The Beginning Of The End
- 5 People Equally as Unlikeable as Kobe Bryant- Part 1
- The Electrical Properties of My Crap
- Welcome to Chicago, Here is Your Free Vomit
- General Rules For When You Meet Me
- An Open Letter to HBO
- For the love of the game, or the cameltoe?
- Fred has re-entered the building
- Bobby “Bernie Maddoff” Finstock
- Blame it on the Negroes
- Ten Worst Celebrity Baby Names
- Jon and Kate Plus 8: I want that bitch to cry
- Confessions of a not so dangerous mind
- Nothing’s Shocking When You Hang Out With Hookers
- I have a new full time job- dating
- Dell Unveils New Site That Even My Dumb Vagina Can Understand.
- Stupid Match.com Ads
- The 6 Fattest Presidents in US History
- Why Saudi Arabia Rocks: Domestic Abuse In Shades of Grey
- Do Women Hide The Crazy Better Than Guys?
- Kim Kardashian Sucks Ass
- Your Dignity: 1970-2009
- When is it okay to drop the f-bomb in Home Depot?
- 5 things I fear more than the swine flu
- Please Don’t Encourage Them: Celebrity Hobbies that Must Be Stopped.
- Celebrity Predictions!
- The 10 Ugliest Gobots Ever Made
- Romance is the new horror
- Hitler the Artist
- But It Is A Tradition
- Text me If You Know These Guys
- That Was a Fargin’ Trick Question!
- Craigslist Hooker Killer Brought To Justice, Girlfriend Now Available
- There is no inflight entertainment… or so you say
- Five TV Shows That Should Be Movies
- The ONLY Required Footwear For a Real Man
- Who wants a clone of my penis?
- One of School’s Life Lessons
- Five Ways To Totally Screw Up Your Child
- Kids These Days
- Last Requests You Don’t Make
- Why can’t there be compromise in the gun control debate?
- Pop Crunch is Back
- Six People I Want To Kick In the Nuts (if they have them)
- First Digital Underground Breaks Up, Now This?
- Next Time You See A Man With A Hairy Back You Better Thank Him.
- I Might Be Socially Retarded or Have No Emotions
- Class A misdemeanors: The do’s and don’ts of getting arrested.
- I don’t want to be depressed
- What is on TV at 4am?
- The Dos and Don’ts of: Home Depot
- Knock Knock…Who’s There? Go F*** Yourself
- Top Ten Worst Celebrity Name Drops
- The Single Greatest Thing I Have Ever Read
- I watched the entire Sex and the City movie and lived to tell about it
- MTV’s True Life… I can’t turn it off
- Five Songs You Know You’ve F***ed To
- The Search Engine Shrink
- Letter to My Doggy
- The One Friend That Takes Things Too Far
- If you are going to use sex toys don’t be cheap
- AIG Response to Government Outrage: “Just a Taste to Get Us By, Man, C’mon!”
- A Very Special Birthday Post
- Guys on Match.com are idiots
- We need to come to an agreement on Katy Perry
- The Hot Finger
- Drunken Mistakes: Porn Star Jamie aka My Most Perfect Relationship
- Rude relatives on the phone and other questions answered
- Exclusive: Secret Kanye West Document Revealed
- The Wedding is Off? No Way!
- Scrambled Signals and Penthouse Are Not Proper Sex Education
- Lifestyles of the Animated and High
- Going to the Post Office is horribly depressing
- How NOT to ask a question
- Teen Magazine Questions Answered
- This Is Just Like Having Herpes. Or Worse.
- Watchmen Review: Way too much CGI penis for my taste
- “Octomom” Breaks Silence on Delivery Details of Octuplets: “Some of Them Came Out of My Ass”
- Everything is in 3D now, isn’t it?
- You Old Softy: A Closer Look at Erectile Dysfunction Ads
- 5 Questions with Jackie Papandrew
- Hello? It’s Me…You Unoriginal Prick
- Which Guy Freaks You Out More?
- My Celebrity Apprentice Predictions
- Some Actual Good News and the Return of Hup and Steph
- Suggestions for Octo-Mom To Make Money
- For The Next 34 Minutes, I Am A Technology Geek
- Are Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Orange County the Worst People in the History of People?
- The Five Hottest Political Pundits
- 2009 Oscar Awards Best and Worst Dressed
- The Real Reason Behind Rihanna Being a Punching Bag
- How NOT to eradicate blue balls
- Contest Winners
- Nip Tuck Plot Line or Something I Pulled Out of My Ass
- Chuck Mangione and the Guys Who Pee in My Backyard.
- Great Lies That Women Have Told Me: Lockjaw
- Good Ol’ Dr. Ruth
- 5 T-Shirts That People Regret Owning
- Does O.J. Simpson still receive his NFL pension now that he’s in prison?
- Turkey Baster Babies
- Crap Women Don’t Want For Valentine’s Day
- 6 Guys You Shouldn’t Date… Yahoo Lies Yet Again
- Speaking of Facebook…
- What’s With Couples Pages?
- A Dude’s Take on Grammy Fashion
- Strange Screw
- The ingredients to turn me into a weepy wreck
- Dentyne “Take Back Valentine’s Day” Contest
- Five Fetishes I Just Don’t Get.
- “The City” Proves MTV Should Die Already
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- Pointing The Finger
- New Michael Phelps Sponsorship Opportunities
- Your Product Sucks
- Over indulgent recording practices
- A Recap of the Career of Josh McDowell, Pedophile Director
- Ashlee Simpson you need to STFU. Your Sister, Jessica Simpson, is getting fat
- I’m All About The Flirty Girls
- An open letter to Beyonce: Why You Gotta Hate?
- Am I a good boyfriend? A Seventeen Magazine Poll
- The Female Clitoris is a Myth
- Five Movies I Don’t Want to See on my Tivo.
- Get with the program already
- Our President is Kinky
- How Hentai will ruin your life
- A Few Years too Late Google
- In Case of Gangbang, Please Break Glass
- Setting Unrealistic Expectations For Change
- Yeah, I wanted to kill Hitler AND Pol Pot, Tom
- Why is Gwyneth Paltrow rarely seen with husband Chris Martin? And other questions answered
- Attack of the Interweb Geeks
- Have we lowered the bar that much?
- 10 of the Ugliest Game Consoles of All Time
- 5 More Questions with Ashley Steel
- Unless you make it big, it means you’re a dork
- Hey, Terrorists. Here’s an Updated List For You
- Please don’t argue on the internet
- The Producers
- Yes, The World Hates You
- Even Burger King Gets it Right Once in Awhile
- A realistic resolution
