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- Dirt-Stache Resurgent
- How to hide a dead stripper’s body and everything else a guy should know
- OJ Simpson Can’t Go To Jail
- From the Book: Setting Back AIDS Knowledge Ten Years
- An Ode to Freaky Friday
- Secret Societies Just Ain’t What They Used To Be
- Jim Carrey: Way Too In To Jenny McCarthy’s Junk
- Jamie Lynn Spears Nipple Pics
- I Hate People That Use Their Facebook Relationship Status For Attention
- An Interview with SME TV and the Pop Crunch Show
- I would like a vanilla milkshake with breast milk from a brunette please
- I didn’t know God had a rooting interest?
- How spending a half hour in the Las Vegas Airport made me lose faith in all humanity
- OK America I Get It: You Like Superhero Movies
- Vegas Baby, Vegas
- My Brief Moment of Greatness
- I Think My Microwave is Trying to Kill Me
- Cross dressing… aka this week’s Pop Crunch
- The 5 Comedy Movies That Influenced Me The Most
- Projectile Vomiting Your Way to Happiness
- Breaking Down the Presidential Campaign Using John Hughes Movies
- How much is that doggie in the window?
- Jason Friedberg Must Die
- The Midget Porn One
- Take your promise ring and jam it up your ass
- The Dangers of Being a Coupon Amateur
- 5 More Reasons Why I Should Never Drink Again
- Your source for news about your fiance
- Biden vs. Palin: I Do the Research So You Don’t Have To
- Holy crap I have been doing this for four years?
- Let the Demi Lovato Hate Mail Fly
- The Dirtiest E-mail I Have Received Yet
- Is that his daughter or his girlfriend?
- WTF Metallica, WTF?
- Why does everything have to be the best or the worst?
- The most annoying people that I deal with in air travel
- Some People for John McCain to Consider as his Running Mate
- How can I hit on a TSA official?
- Masturbation Jokes on Pop Crunch
- As Long as They’re Thinking of Changing the Legal Drinking Age…
- I answer the question, if a man watches The Hills is he no longer a man?
- A Brief History of White Dudes Playing Black Dudes in Movies
- Summer of Tears does Teen Wolf
- Selena Gomez, Shawn Johnson, and Other Crap
- Scientists Prove Beer Goggles Are Real
- Why The Karma Police are better than Radiohead
- Basketball Diaries Part V- How I almost didn’t walk at high school graduation
- What Female Athletes Have the Most Casual Moral Attitudes?
- You don’t exist when you are not around me
- It is all about the Doritos remark… and skat joke
- The Trannie Hooker or Regular Hooker Game Results
- Drunken Mistakes: Welcome to Germany
- Another Edition of Trannie Hooker or Regular Hooker?
- WTF Do I Need 14 Rolls For?
- Basketball Diaries Part IV- The Super Fans
- Oh Yahoo you know exactly what I want
- A little bit of Pop Crunch Action
- The Basketball Diaries Part III- The Scoop
- Now that I know Katherine Heigl is a bitch I can’t watch Knocked Up
- I am giving away free shit… No really
- How can I talk to my mom about sex?
- 5 Questions With Doug Williams Host of 1st Amendment Stand Up
- The Basketball Diaries Part II-The Sports Editor
- It isn’t a good idea to lift weights while on ecstasy (and five other drugs)
- Me- 2 Andy Dick- 0
- If I Ever Became a Female Stripper…
- This Week’s Pop Crunch Show
- 5 Songs That Women Have Totally Ruined For Me
- Chess Boxing. Sport of the Future
- Cosmo Quiz: Is he only after my bod?
- My Answer to The Ominous Comma Challenge
- This is all for the Kate Moss joke
- There is nothing better than a 19 Year Old Whore
- Drunken Mistakes- Toasts aren’t always good
- Packing is way too complex
- A little Pop Crunch action
- I am filing a protest
- I need to come up with a pen name
- Wow a Sponsored Contest and Everything
- Parade Magazine Questions Answered: They Can’t Be Any Worse Than the Crap They Print
- A little road trip- Attention Western NY and People in the Midwest
- An Ode to Tarah: The Sluttiest Slut I’ve Ever Known
- Bits and Pieces
- What you couldn’t make the effort for that last one?
- The Five Dirtiest Places Known to Mankind
- Reader News: Some People Are More Twisted Than I Am
- Hup and Steph: When social networking friend adding goes wrong
- 5 Questions With Summer of Tears
- Is not changing the toilet paper roll lazy or efficient?
- Who will star in the next great celebrity sex tape?
- Craigslist Creep of the Week #3
- What three people would you change places with for a day?
- If I Could Bang My Air Conditioner I Would
- I Quit
- Lesson of the week- #3 Watch what you drink
- How to completely turn a woman into a lesbian
- Word of the Day June 5th, 2008
- How can anyone root for Kobe Bryant?
- Craigslist Creep of the Week- #2
- Want to get married? Go on a reality show.
- Word of the Day June 3, 2008- Birmingham Booty Call
- I Just Want to Play The Do You Know Who I am Card Once in My Life
- You can blame Jenny Lewis for no blog today
- Apparently the treasure is located in my chest cavity
- Straight Males Take on the Fashion at Cannes
- Drunken Mistakes: Sometimes having to pee trumps thought
- 5 more ways Shia LaBeouf can figure in the desecration of my childhood
- The Obligatory Pardon This Mess Post
- Apparently I am a bukkake expert
- The IT Book
- Generation Y Has No Culture
- You Are Welcome Gay People
- Word of the Day May 19th, 2008- MacGyver Chick
- How come I can’t dress like a hooker for my prom?
- Time To Piss Away All The Goodwill I Built Up Yesterday
- I was just mentioned on CNN
- Never Again
- Craigslist Creep of the Week-1
- Do you really want to read crappy corporate pitches?
- A 12 year old dominatrix, 18 kids, and a trach ring
- My Letter to Internet Qatar
- Word of the Day-May 13th
- Screw You Qatar- Not that you can read this
- My Entry For Doodle Week
- Why I should never go back to the Hard Rock Casino
- Lesson of the Week Number 2- Grand Theft Auto IV
- Word of the Day May 8th, 2008- Gooch
- The Winner of the Seventeen Magazine Contest
- Why this election needs to carry on forever
- Word of the Day- May 6, 2008
- Robot Sperm Makes People Afraid of Technology
- I Hate It When I Get a Stereotype Wrong
- Special Edition of the Word of the Day
- How (not) to commit academic fraud
- Lesson of the Week 1
- The Ultimate Summer Movie Preview (of movies I won’t see)
- Word of the Day May 1, 2008- Baby Gravy Bedsheet
- The Basketball Diaries
- The Word of the Day April 30, 2008
- I like my sex symbols (barely) legal
- Word of the Day- April 29, 2008
- Note to self: The Men’s Bathroom
- Please Stop Lying to Me Comcast
- The Kids in the Hall are Back
- 5 Ways You Can Tell That You Are Watching an Adult Movie
- Five Stand Up Comedians That Shouldn’t Make Movies Anymore
- I want to be an expert at something
- I Answer The Hard Hitting Questions From Seventeen Magazine
- The “Blimpie” Way
- A how to guide : I want to the write the next great manifesto.
- Fallujah is easier to get around in than Toy R Us
- Debbie Gibson Made Me Realize I Was Pregnant
- Wait so how did you find my page? The best collection of search terms
- Every Time I Go Into A Home Store I Feel Like I Don’t Own Enough Stuff
- The Practical Joke That Never Was
- por qué ningún blog?
- The Ultimate Secret to Any Successful Relationship
- If I Ran For Office I Would Totally Lie My Ass Off
- 5 Questions with Metal Bee Gees Tribute Band: Tragedy
- How the hell have I never watched this?
- Asian Rage is All the Rage
- Snap Judgement on American Idol From Someone With Taste
- My First Official Post for b5media
- My Triumpant Return to MySpace
- What if I had an addiction, how would it go down?
- If A Story Involves a Nipple the Person Needs to Be Hot
- I Hate Hearing Lottery Stories
- I Have to Admit I Don’t Like Courtney Cox
- Who is the next Internet Icon? Chuck Norris jokes are dead
- 5 Important Lessons I Learned Over the Weekend
- Crossbows and Mustaches Episode 8
- What I want for my birthday- A complete list that will help the entire world
- Cum on Everybody, Let’s Go Boating!
- Why Can’t I Gamble Legally From Home?
- Crossbows and Mustaches Part 7
- Random Thoughts: Cleaning out the notebook
- Hayden Panettiere likes to lick things: an in depth analysis
- My Favorite Kid Ever is Back
- What Does Ben Folds Have To Do With Hate Mail?
- Crossbows and Mustaches Part 6
- Crappy Arguments
- The Legend of Revelation, Lost Hair Metal Gods - Part 1 - 1989
- How to pick up a girl on MySpace
- Come on Elliot Spitzer, 5 Grand for a Hooker. Don’t You Know About Craigslist?
- Ginger vs Marry Ann, Angelina vs Jennifer, The Whore vs the Girl Next Door
- Crossbows and Mustaches Part 5
- It is too early in the relationship for me to commit to this
- Let Me Rate Your Shame
- Some Pop Crunch for the Kids
- I feel totally ripped off by charity
- Crossbows and Mustaches Episode 4
- Cosmopolitan Magazine is For Whores and Idiots
- Doilies and other things that don’t necessarily make me gay
- Crossbows and Mustaches Episode 3
- The Ultimate Guide to Pussy
- When Do I Tell A Date About Pointless Banter?
- And Now For Something A Little Different
- I’ll get you my pretty and your little dog too!
- Crossbows and Mustaches Part 2
- Celebrity Sperm is More Potent and Magical
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