Random Thoughts…. Number I have zero idea

From time to time I clean out the idea file of things that were never good enough to become blogs and were too long to tweet. Every blogger likes to use the word random thoughts for something and I am too lazy to call it something else.

I am convinced the only reason we learn roman numerals as kids is to know what super bowl is on.

I signed up for mint.com and had to create a section for gambling… I don’t know if I should be proud or depressed?

Did you ever notice how in the 80s in action movies like 90% of the actresses that were “love interests” were unknowns that you never heard from again? And now in action movies they are all stars? Sure the quality of acting has gone up but you know what we have lost? The random boob shot. It is a travesty.

Don’t you think that guys that hook up with trannies are just too big of pussies to be gay? “Yes I want someone to violate my ass but still would like to feel some breasts against my back while they are doing it.” Weak. It seems like they are doing it half assed.

There is a certain small joy I feel when popping a zit. I don’t know what to make of that.

I am completely convinced that I am going to have a home invasion. Or at least I am trying to convince myself of that so I can build a panic room.

I find it odd that I have never met my neighbors on either side of the house I live in but I have heard both having sex when I have brought out the garbage.

My friend sent me his book proposal that he landed while working on his doctorate. If you want to break down critical pedagogy for me in less than 50 words please do so. Because I am still trying to figure out what it is.

With the announcement of the new iPad people keep replaying and posting the iPad skit from MadTv. First of all nothing from MadTv is funny. Second of all more people have now seen that skit that have probably watched an episode… ever. I’m glad we all can make tampon jokes but when a cable news host decides to drop, “you know what you call an iPad you use while on a plane? An iPad with wings” the fun has been zapped out of it.