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I want to work for a Sex Robot manufacture

By: Bobby Finstock on 01/25/10 @ 7:59 am

Apparently the new sex robots (Roxxxy) are now equipped with downloadable personalities. I have now made it my goal in life to go work for the company that produces these robots to write the programs for the personalities.

You have to figure anyone buying a sex robot has some serious personal issues and may or may not be one misstep away from ending it all. With the sex robot I would see if I could push them over the edge. How fun would it be to write the most heinous and negative shit, then making it the default personality?

Imagine turning it on for the first time and hear, “Thanks for activating me, I’m happy to be the first pseudo woman you have ever turned on.”

From there the robot goes into a mode complimenting you so you think that first insult was just a glitch or that you heard it wrong. Then as soon as you slide in your man meat you hear, “Hey thumb dick… is it in yet?’

Before you pull out the super kegel feature activates trapping you inside the robot and then the hits just keep coming.

“What were hookers even rejecting you?”

“You do have a face that only a mother can love, a blind mother that is.”

“You couldn’t bathe for me?”

“Can you please shut my eyelids, I am traumatized.”

“Thank God I have an erase feature to clear my memory, I am going to need this after you.”

Actually we could just sub contract out to Don Rickles and have about 4000 insults in minutes. (He is still alive right?) The possibilities are endless.

So how do I get this job?

About the author

Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

7 Responses to “I want to work for a Sex Robot manufacture”

  1. Meghan says:

    I saw that the male sex bots were so heavy it took 2 people to move them…and that you can pick the junk…plus they cost thousands of dollars. i would rather just use craigslist.

    You men and your toys…

  2. Patty Punker says:

    even my dog wouldn’t try to lick that sorry excuse for a ballsack

  3. LOTNorm says:

    “My battery pack is more satisfying”

  4. TheYellowStranger says:

    well, you realize, the guys with the dolls are probably thrilled they are getting sex without the nagging of real women… why would you torture them so?

  5. C says:

    Posts like this are why I read you. Seriously.

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