From time to time I clean out the idea file of things that were never good enough to become blogs and were too long to tweet. Every blogger likes to use the word random thoughts for something and I am too lazy to call it something else.
I am convinced the only reason we learn roman [...]
Common sense is a very underrated trait in people. It is good that most of us have some level of it and mixed with the concept of what is right and what is wrong it leads us to lead a somewhat decent life. Sometimes though there are people who have zero ability to process logic, [...]
Apparently the new sex robots (Roxxxy) are now equipped with downloadable personalities. I have now made it my goal in life to go work for the company that produces these robots to write the programs for the personalities.
You have to figure anyone buying a sex robot has some serious personal issues and may or may [...]
Our generation, one that has been raised on television, has drawn a lot of lessons from TV over the years that has formed us as people and kept us safe. Important things like, “Say no, then go, then tell.” As well as if you go on the Real World and want to get in a [...]
Tupperware and Avon parties were big in the 80s and now they have been replaced by sex toy parties. Nothing says slightly uncomfortable like, “hey I barely know you but I am interested in the fact that you are ordering that double ended dildo, I won’t judge”. In an era where privacy has all but [...]
The late night drama has been pretty exciting lately; in fact it has brought more relevancy to the entire late night market than anything else in recent memory. (Including Dave banging interns, that whole ordeal was entertaining for like five minutes until Tiger Woods increased the amount and whore factor.) The thing is people have [...]
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