Bobby Finstock vs. the Automatic Soap Dispenser

My parents have a lot of gadgets in their home. Personally I am a big fan of many of the gadgets but there is one that I think is either demonically possessed or is just screwing with me, the automatic soap dispenser.

In the bathroom there is an automatic soap dispenser that shoots soap out when [...]

Jersey Shore Episode 4 Recap- Screw You MTV

I am changing up how I recap all this. Instead of giving a running commentary I am going to break things down with a little more flair.

The events you need to know about
1) Snooki gets punched- This was the episode where the shot heard around the world was going to take place. MTV pussied out on [...]

5 Historical figures I wish were never born so I wouldn’t have to sit through a movie about them

Last weekend I went to see Invictus. In my book Clint Eastwood has put together a streak of solid movies and whenever he puts a new movie out it is a must see. However Invictus was so slow, corny, and so horrible that I wish Nelson Mandela was never born so I didn’t have to [...]

What happens when someone that rode the short bus adds you on Facebook

I have a friend that recently had someone from high school that was developmentally disabled add her on Facebook. At first my friend was a little reluctant to add the person considering they really never talked in school, they never really had a class together, and never really interacted. But my friend came to the [...]

The Self-Importance Of Being Social

(From time to time we like to show off the work of other bloggers, thus the guest blogger category. Enjoy…)
Is Social Networking Breeding a New Culture Of Self-importance?
So, you’ve got 200 Facebook friends and 20 Twitter followers. You feel important – right up there, in celebrity status, alongside Tom Cruise, Pope Benedict XVI and… Susan [...]

I know what I need, the scent of vagina in a bottle

There are moments in life where you kind of watch something and feel uncomfortable. Unfortunately I have been emotionally scarred in the past and now brush off everything that is potentially destructive to my psyche. Nothing else registers in my brain, nothing is offensive, nothing is depressing or cringe worthy. Even the worst movie you [...]