Comments on: I am not on the flight to have a conversation

By: Doug Robertson

Doug Robertson — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 22:44:00 +0000

Little man in the boat, haven’t heard that used in awhile. Sorely underused that phrase. Funny

By: Nutz

Nutz — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 15:44:50 +0000

Great article, Bobby. How unfortunate to be stuck in front of that guy. I guess one solution, in such a situation, might be to throw something backwards under your seat (tricky, I know), hitting his foot. When he bends down to look at what it is, recline your seat fully with a short, sharp thrust… thereby knocking him unconscious and saving yourself from the excruciating boredom of listening to his bullshit.

By: Bobby Finstock

Bobby Finstock — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 13:39:01 +0000

Palin would think that it was an emotion not a country.

By: Kenson

Kenson — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 23:27:05 +0000

Zoolander

I just referenced a Will Ferrel movie about male models…

I feel like I should win some sort of prize right now.

By: Rory

Rory — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:08:56 +0000

One of my good friends is a male model. Dumb as fuck.
Forgot Hungary was a place. He has the same brain power as Sarah Palin

By: Bobby Finstock

Bobby Finstock — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 15:56:36 +0000

I have to admit I wasn’t a big fan the first time I watched it but it grew on me. My expectations were just so high.

By: Bobby Finstock

Bobby Finstock — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 15:56:12 +0000

I like what you did there at the end.

By: Melissa

Melissa — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 15:10:19 +0000

I mourn the shallowness of my sex, I really do. A decade plus back I was presented with a guy like that to take with me on assignment. So good-looking I had to beat women off him when we got where we were going.

No brain in his freaking head.

By the end of the night I kept telling him to shut up, the fact he breathed made my head hurt. But the women in the room just sighed, ignored the insane stupidity and told me how lucky I was and waved me off. We go back to the office I cursed my boss and said I never wanted to look at Junior again, no matter how pretty the eye candy. I did my half of the assignment then ended up doing his because his was so damned bad as to be unusable. I understand he works as a “face” man for a magazine in New York now. Ugh. Whatever that means.

So yeah, she totally marched the penguin while thinking of his blade of glory *vomits*

By: Fred Palowakski

Fred Palowakski — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 15:07:12 +0000

No love for Step Brothers either? What the Fuck just happened?

By: Meghan

Meghan — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:48:46 +0000

Strummed the bean and broke out the black beast? There should really be a link to urban dictionary at the bottom of every post.

That conversation would make me want to just drink on the flight…line em up, this guy is a socially inept asshole.