Last night before I went to bed I sat down in front of my computer to check a few e-mails and see how much money I lost betting on football. Before I signed off I checked CNN.com to see what ridiculous story they felt was front-page worthy, sadly there was no knew Jon and Kate [...]
Never forget there is always someone in this world that can top whatever you are doing. (A lesson we should have all learned by the various gang bang porn pictures… Wait you did 50 guys I am going to 100. You did a 100 guys I am going to 200… so on and so on.)
This [...]
Earlier in the decade there was a lot of talk that a new generation of action heroes where on their way to replace Stallone, Schwarzenegger, and Norris. The Rock and Vin Diesel were two guys that were bandied about as being the guys that we were going to see killing people by various means and [...]
Sometimes in life you get an idea that you think is a winner. (Like deep-fried butter.) You share it with your friends and they think it is a winner. You execute the idea and then you don’t get a positive reaction at all, including from your friends that thought it was a winner. It represents [...]
I usually don’t come here and tell you about something you should like. Instead I shit on things that I think you shouldn’t. So I wouldn’t really call myself a tastemaker, perhaps a taste unmaker or a bitter and angry young man. Whichever you go with the fact remains I don’t shout from the rooftops [...]
For the last two months the healthcare debate… Wait I wouldn’t call it a debate. I would call it more of a keystone cops routine on the left and moronic fear mongering on the right, both are depressing to think about.
Anyway, I have decided to step in and help out our government building on the [...]
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