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	<title>Comments on: I Turned Down Sex Because I Had To Poop</title>
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		<title>By: Nail Hitter</title>
		<link>http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/08/27/i-turned-down-sex-because-i-had-to-poop/comment-page-1/#comment-38902</link>
		<dc:creator>Nail Hitter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 08:29:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Check out the iphone app called iPoop. Perfect for tracking yours and others bowel movements. 
Poop The World &#124; New iPhone app ;-) - http://pooptheworld.com/</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Check out the iphone app called iPoop. Perfect for tracking yours and others bowel movements.<br />
Poop The World | New iPhone app <img src='http://pointlessbanter.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' />  &#8211; <a href="http://pooptheworld.com/" rel="nofollow">http://pooptheworld.com/</a></p>
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		<title>By: 11-Sep-2009 &#124; MohanArun.com</title>
		<link>http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/08/27/i-turned-down-sex-because-i-had-to-poop/comment-page-1/#comment-38901</link>
		<dc:creator>11-Sep-2009 &#124; MohanArun.com</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 08:26:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] I turned down sex because I had to poop. &#8211; Link. [...]</description>
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		<title>By: Nail Hitter</title>
		<link>http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/08/27/i-turned-down-sex-because-i-had-to-poop/comment-page-1/#comment-38900</link>
		<dc:creator>Nail Hitter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 08:25:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why not take a dump at your date&#039;s place then and there? Everybody knows everybody has to do it some time or the other.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why not take a dump at your date&#8217;s place then and there? Everybody knows everybody has to do it some time or the other.</p>
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		<title>By: LOTNorm</title>
		<link>http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/08/27/i-turned-down-sex-because-i-had-to-poop/comment-page-1/#comment-38867</link>
		<dc:creator>LOTNorm</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 14:56:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>1. Totally reasonable.
2. If you had just walked away she would have wanted you more but
3. You told her you had to shit. So
4. You were actually too honest and
5. Did you ever think that could be said about you? Also
6. Channel 7 all the way! We know what&#039;s up, right?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. Totally reasonable.<br />
2. If you had just walked away she would have wanted you more but<br />
3. You told her you had to shit. So<br />
4. You were actually too honest and<br />
5. Did you ever think that could be said about you? Also<br />
6. Channel 7 all the way! We know what&#8217;s up, right?</p>
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		<title>By: Bobby Finstock</title>
		<link>http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/08/27/i-turned-down-sex-because-i-had-to-poop/comment-page-1/#comment-38863</link>
		<dc:creator>Bobby Finstock</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 18:21:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My friend&#039;s sister documented a bunch of different shits and was going to do a project with it (I can&#039;t explain what)... The sad thing is when her car got stolen so did the pictures.. it was a travesty.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My friend&#8217;s sister documented a bunch of different shits and was going to do a project with it (I can&#8217;t explain what)&#8230; The sad thing is when her car got stolen so did the pictures.. it was a travesty.</p>
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		<title>By: D-Willy</title>
		<link>http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/08/27/i-turned-down-sex-because-i-had-to-poop/comment-page-1/#comment-38862</link>
		<dc:creator>D-Willy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:36:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ok Bobby, now you are on a subject that is discussed daily in our Nashville office. We think you should write an article on all the different types. One guy said he had a turd with a Cobra head that bobbed out of the water. Another always wants to tell us about his diverticulitus. He said it it hard and crusty on the front end and finishes with a saw dust, corn flakey material. Another has the Oatmeal shat and another does cream of corn. I told you these southerners are a weird group. I wonder how many different types there are? Don&#039;t forget about the spaggetti stool. That&#039;s one of the favorites.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok Bobby, now you are on a subject that is discussed daily in our Nashville office. We think you should write an article on all the different types. One guy said he had a turd with a Cobra head that bobbed out of the water. Another always wants to tell us about his diverticulitus. He said it it hard and crusty on the front end and finishes with a saw dust, corn flakey material. Another has the Oatmeal shat and another does cream of corn. I told you these southerners are a weird group. I wonder how many different types there are? Don&#8217;t forget about the spaggetti stool. That&#8217;s one of the favorites.</p>
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		<title>By: Theresa111</title>
		<link>http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/08/27/i-turned-down-sex-because-i-had-to-poop/comment-page-1/#comment-38855</link>
		<dc:creator>Theresa111</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 07:20:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>We miss you at BLogCatalog.  We want you to join in our discussions.  

This story was meaningful because so many people have found themselves in your predicament and ruined relationships because they couldn&#039;t be candid.  I feel for you that you were uncomfortable but I applaud you for your honesty.  Leaving a date bewildered is so unkind.  You are a gentleman.  This time.  Hugs!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We miss you at BLogCatalog.  We want you to join in our discussions.  </p>
<p>This story was meaningful because so many people have found themselves in your predicament and ruined relationships because they couldn&#8217;t be candid.  I feel for you that you were uncomfortable but I applaud you for your honesty.  Leaving a date bewildered is so unkind.  You are a gentleman.  This time.  Hugs!</p>
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		<title>By: 4sticksandaleg</title>
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		<dc:creator>4sticksandaleg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 06:27:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LMAO. Cause she&#039;d totally want to ride the bobby-go-round after you barfed. HA HAAAA, good one.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LMAO. Cause she&#8217;d totally want to ride the bobby-go-round after you barfed. HA HAAAA, good one.</p>
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		<title>By: 4sticksandaleg</title>
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		<dc:creator>4sticksandaleg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 06:24:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m dying to know where did you poop? Good lawn with green leaves? I would have shat there, closed the bathroom door, hit it and then left.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m dying to know where did you poop? Good lawn with green leaves? I would have shat there, closed the bathroom door, hit it and then left.</p>
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		<title>By: Kobie</title>
		<link>http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/08/27/i-turned-down-sex-because-i-had-to-poop/comment-page-1/#comment-38836</link>
		<dc:creator>Kobie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 23:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I would have given her an upper-decker, banged her and left. :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I would have given her an upper-decker, banged her and left. <img src='http://pointlessbanter.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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