The Most Insulting Thing Ever (If you are tucking your penis)
I don’t know about you but I really don’t give two shits about international track and field. Even when the Olympics roll around every four years I still don’t care about people running around a circle. Mostly because I know the athletes are probably shot up on designer horse steroids that have side effects like profuse lactation by men.
However a story broke yesterday that really got me interested. Apparently there is a long distance runner from South Africa where he/her/it’s gender is being questioned and the IAAF has asked the runner in question to submit to testing.
Penis or No Penis
Her dramatic improvement in times, muscular build and deep voice sparked speculation about her gender. Before the race, IAAF spokesman Nick Davies stressed this is a “medical issue, not an issue of cheating.” He said the “extremely complex, difficult” test has begun but results were not expected for weeks.
The test requires a physical medical evaluation and includes reports from a gynecologist, endocrinologist, psychologist, internal medicine specialist and gender expert.
I don’t even know where to start with this. I guess they have to use some tact when asking someone if they have a dick or not but really, it is going to take a team of experts to determine if they have junk or not?
Haven’t they ever seen the end of “Ace Ventura”… they just need to see if the tip is tucked. Whatever happened to grabbing someone in the junk? Or doing the brush by test where you inadvertently bump into them? It seems like they are going to great lengths to make this way more complex than it really needs to be.
Honestly I shouldn’t just blindly side with the fact that she has junk. What happens if she is legitimately a chick? What type of psychological impact will that do to her? You think telling a girl she looks fat in a pair of jeans makes them go ape shit… how do you bounce back from, “We think you have a cock?” There is not enough Ben and Jerry’s in the world to eat those feelings.
So I leave it up to you fine readers of pointlessbanter.net…. does she have junk tucked near her trunk?
She/he/it kinda looks like Tracy Morgan
Holy crap… you are right… and I can now never watch 30 Rock ever again.
Ummm…that’s quite a comprehensive team they’ve assembled.
I would think the gynecologist they utilize IS a female gender expert, but whatever. Is it wrong I kinda hope this is some hermaphroditic she beast?
No… because I am hoping the same thing.
Is it the same team that inspected Lady Gaga’s reported man parts…because I’m not certain I trust their medical opinion.
Have you seen the video on youtube yet that may or may not be showing her junk?
Yes! I tried to find out more but when I type ‘Is Lady Gaga a Man?’ into my google it comes back with
Did you mean ‘you obviously didn’t learn your lesson about clicking these links from when you went poking around about the Gene Simmons Sex Tape’?
I’m at an impasse.
They said the tests they have to take to determine if she is really a woman take weeks…why? I know my gynecologists knows EVERY time I sit my ass on that table that I am a woman when I open my legs…why wouldn’t hers? This is just ridiculous to me and should she turn out to just be a butt fucking ugly woman, she deserves the BIGGEST and PUBLIC apology ever.
Well the whole thing with having all the experts and making it sound like it is this big in-depth thing is supposed to sound less harsh than, “pull down your pants and let us see what the hell is going on down there.”
I read that they started this test 3 weeks ago and they still don’t have the results?? How difficult can this be to figure out?
I am an amateur OBGYN in my spare time I could have figured it out in 10 seconds.
That’s no woman, that’s a man baby, yeah!!
Rupaul looks more feminine
I say it tucks
It is the key word there.
I am shocked at how Caster Semenya is being treated in the media. I cannot believe 5fm ran a competition to guess the sex of various callers who took the time to partake in that deprecating show. I am disgusted at The Daily Voice for, amongst other things, their lack of tact and journalistic integrity for running pictures of Caster with super-imposed male genitalia. They, and all media, sore losers and jealous un-achievers that focus on Caster’s chromosomes or physical appearance instead of her exceptional win, should cease their parade of impudent degeneracy.
I am proud of those that have stood by Caster, to those that have acknowledged the greatness that resulted in a Gold medal and stand by through a difficult time.
Caster Semenya has done our country proud no matter what the invasive tests report. All who ridicule that outstanding athlete shame South Africa, our beloved country and I pity your impertinence and ignorance.
- Samantha J. Heydenrych, Cape Town.