Aug
17
What ?
(From time to time we post guest blogs from people that submit them. This time around my Uncle decided to chime in again and shit all over my last few posts… and rightfully so. I will step up my game… Sorry I have been lazy.)
Now we all know that Bobby’s life as a blogger, social director and just his worldly knowledge of all things that are is beyond equal to all of mankind, the internet as a whole and the New York Times. But I must digress into some of his latest writings’ as somewhat of, for lack of another word, crap. He has turned his social blogging site into a sort of People/Enquirer/Wired/Who Cares What You Did Yesterday writings that have some of us kind of sad. The pride and enjoyment that the family (well me anyway) that we carried with us as we hurry home to connect with Bobby’s world have been of poor if not downright sad dribble. So I tried and tried to reason with the forces’ of all things Finstock as to find the answers’, and behold my findings:
He is leaving us….yep, after his 5 long years of entertaining us with his outlandish musings, insights and I banged a short bus girl stories’, the time is now here that our leader has dried up all of his life’s stories and can no longer keep us enthralled with what is inside his mind….the fact that he was recently called out by some idiot who believe’s he wrote the bible and has insight into life (not to mention that bullshit dribble of a response), Bobby has been called out…I don’t think for a minute that Bob stole this material, because he’s too smart to fight with someone over Harry Potter, Twilight and whatever else that baby was crying about….too continue
He is in love…first of all, this is just a hunch, but remember when your buddy or a friend you had, when they first met someone, you didn’t hear from them for a little bit while he was dipping the old Herman, trying to feel out the lady (or feel up, whatever) before he introduces her to his buddies’, the beer-guzzling, golf playing, let me drool over every chick in the bar who thinks I’m cute friends’…Bobby did move to a city where no one really knows him, he has documented his on-line dating success and failure (not by his fault) and his mother (my sister) thinks he may be over the edge about a chick……so that means Herman is at Work (without help….no hands)…so as he advances into the abyss of cheap flowers’, way too expensive dinners’ and time alone with the new lady, he has kind of let the old banter just kind of lie there like Lindsay Lohan’s old she-male friend after a nite of rubber and oil
He is into something big, something so earth shattering and advanced and just downright spectacular that none of us, not one of us lame and unworthy and lesser understanding plain folk can understand, comprehend or fathom the enormity of this grand event, for I, his uncle am giving you why Bobby is leaving us into the limbo of his writings’……for Bobby is.…………………………………..oh sorry, this was a just a thought
Why the hell have the posts blown so much lately?
Good to hear…you are forcing me to watch that little fat guy Oswalt on Comedy Central that was on the tube with that other fat guy… let’s step it up…you’ve been lame lately…just a fan
What does all this mean? The whole office in Nashville is in shock! Is it over? Must we find another Pointless Banter? Remember, people from the south only have 8th grade educations and we do not understand what is happening. Is this the end of the world? Should we put tires on the double wide and go to the desert? We need direction? Someone please help!
Sometimes you feel like a suck. Sometimes you taste a little copper in your mouth.
Do you seriously know what my dad’s post did to me? I ALMOST HAD A FREAKING HEART ATTACK… AT 29!!! I so thought he was serious about the site…Pointless Banter is like..my life… I always read no matter what. I admit, you’re shit’s been weak lately, but hey, everyone has their low points. You’ve had yours, now get your ass back in gear! lol…