I hope A.J. Trapasso gets hit by a bus or gets HIV.
I posted this as a status message last night, “I hope AJ Trapasso gets hit by a bus or gets HIV. Way to cost me money on a bs play.” Wishing the death of a football player publically well that can only mean one thing… football season is here and I can get back to gambling.
Likes cock
Honestly I don’t think there is anything I like more than gambling. If I had to rank it on my favorite vice list it would be about even with women and ahead of drinking. The old saying goes that money won is better than money earned is completely the truth.
Sure there have been the highlight of me winning $1,000 at a Casino a few times or having back to back winning seasons betting on football. But really the low points are the character building moments.
Like betting on the Little League World Series and having to second guess the morality of what I was doing. Was it morally right to bet on kids that weren’t even in high school yet? The answer is clearly yes because I was winning money. If I was losing it would be immoral and I should have stopped.
Or how about when I yelled at a former roommate because he let me use his computer to place bets on Rugby at 3 am in the morning after a night of drinking.
a) I know nothing about rugby
b) I should not be betting while shitfaced
When you lose three weeks of winnings on a team you never heard of on an event you don’t remember betting on… well that just sucks.
There was the Thanksgiving when I was down $500 to a bookie and didn’t have the money so I decided to bet everything on the Vikings over the Cowboys. I went to my girlfriend’s parents for dinner and as soon as the game kicked off they asked us to come into the dining room and eat. I think I broke out into a cold sweat and may have excused myself to go to the bathroom 5 times in order to check the game. I think her parents thought I suffered from irritable bowel syndrome.
Of course there is my favorite moment of winning money for like 7 consecutive weeks leading up to the Super Bowl and placing all my money on one team to win and then having said team be down by over twenty points at the half. We were throwing a party at my house and I excused myself and just went to bed. Worst.Party.Host.Ever.
Ah… It is that time of year again.
So AJ… enjoy selling insurance after you get cut by the Titans you cum swilling piece of shit.
I was so pissed that I missed football last night because I got stuck doing something else for somebody’s birthday. Thankfully I have a girlfriend that realizes my love for football and has given me Sundays to myself to watch the games. Only a few more weeks until the regular season begins!!!!
When I was home in Michigan for three weeks in January my constant playoff addiction was causing concern for my father. “Sweetie, you aren’t like….betting on these games are you?….Are YOU!?”
No Dad.
Betting on pre-season is like using an expired condom, you just have to keep your fingers crossed, and hope for the best..I’m with you on gambling, it’s only a problem when you lose:)
My theory on preseason is to bet on the team with the better backup qbs. I used to clean up with Matt Schaub when he was in Atlanta.
Well well it looks like you are one perverted dickweed. First you bet on the sucalo dills. Second, because you did, the ex chokeye did not fumble like a real Buckeye would do on any important play. That’s what you get for knocking people from the south. Go breath some steel mill shit stack smoke, oh wait there are none left. Oops.
I think I lost 10, maybe 15 I.Q. points reading this comment.
Actually I bet on the titans douchenozzle. They were winning until he took the safety which caused for the push. If I did bet on the Bills I would have been happy as hell because it would have caused for a push. So before you come in here talking like you know what the fuck you are talking about do a little research on how that play would have impacted the came you worthless cuntrag.
Just so you know I meant breath not breathe. Dickweed.
>>>you cum swilling piece of shit.
He must be hanging out with porn stars cause they are the only ones shooting enough cum for someone to “swill” it. Or so I’m told.
Good point.
Bobby, you and all your wannabe writers, we don’t consider you a wannabe writer, we actually think you make great sense with your rabblings, and I won over $100 in the office by getting a response from you. At first, your probably 250 pound slut, with pimples ‘The Megan’ tried to imitate you as a writer. Had the whole office laughing about that one. Then finally you came through and I went around collecting the $$. Numerous people use this name and write a bunch of shit, but I, yes I knew how to strike the nerve. Gambling!! I told the office that they can’t take that suject to get a response from you. It is fun to see all the clones try to come running to your defense. We laughed all morning. Stay tuned, our goal is for someone else to try and strike the cord. But remember the flunkies response does not count, it must be from you. Sorry Fatghan or Meghan or what ever her name is, doesn’t count. It must be you. We know these others are jobless freaks looking for attention, mostly from you by the way. Pretty sick ay. Lowered my IQ. You must be kidding us. You don’t even have a job let alone an IQ. Love your writtings but you do need to tell the wannabes that you are a big boy and can take care of yourself. Its cool from you, sad from then in their dark rooms wanting to be you.
Honestly I am more offended that you thought I bet on the Buffalo Bills than anything else that was said.
I don’t blame you. Jim Kelly, one of my old hero’s cost me hundreds of dollars in the past. But its not if you win or lose, as any of us gamblers will tell you, ITS THE ACTION! Althought winning is more fun. Keep writing, we are loving it in Nashville. There are 40 of us in the office and 20 are big fans and have Pointless Banter on their favorites. Being the only yankee in the office, I wish you would write an article about the people in the south. I love to rub shit like that in their faces. I have to listen to yankee this, yankee that all day long. Try to help me out in the future. Keep writing!