Comments on: To Fleshlight or not to Fleshlight, that is the question http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/08/04/to-fleshlight-or-not-to-fleshlight-that-is-the-question/ Once You Read It You Can't Unread It Fri, 25 Jun 2010 01:50:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc hourly 1 By: Charlotte http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/08/04/to-fleshlight-or-not-to-fleshlight-that-is-the-question/comment-page-1/#comment-38676 Charlotte Sun, 09 Aug 2009 03:39:32 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=9046#comment-38676 So, which model Fleshlight did you end up fuc... er purchasing for this *cough* alleged practical joke? *wink* *nudge* So, which model Fleshlight did you end up fuc… er purchasing for this *cough* alleged practical joke? *wink* *nudge*

]]> By: Goodness Gracie http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/08/04/to-fleshlight-or-not-to-fleshlight-that-is-the-question/comment-page-1/#comment-38650 Goodness Gracie Wed, 05 Aug 2009 18:08:26 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=9046#comment-38650 DO IT!!! DO IT!!!

]]> By: Judah103 http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/08/04/to-fleshlight-or-not-to-fleshlight-that-is-the-question/comment-page-1/#comment-38649 Judah103 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 15:03:33 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=9046#comment-38649 As an alternative check this out.... The Incredible, Pleasurable Egg http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2009/08/the_incredible.html Watch the video.. SFW (sorta) As an alternative check this out….
The Incredible, Pleasurable Egg
http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2009/08/the_incredible.html
Watch the video.. SFW (sorta)

]]> By: JW http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/08/04/to-fleshlight-or-not-to-fleshlight-that-is-the-question/comment-page-1/#comment-38646 JW Wed, 05 Aug 2009 10:41:37 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=9046#comment-38646 It's a scientific study, you owe it to your readers. DO IT. It’s a scientific study, you owe it to your readers. DO IT.

]]> By: Wynn http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/08/04/to-fleshlight-or-not-to-fleshlight-that-is-the-question/comment-page-1/#comment-38641 Wynn Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:38:18 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=9046#comment-38641 Oh ooh! Then he can use the awesome (when given at the right time) line: "Remember who was first!" to endlessly torture the victim. Oh ooh! Then he can use the awesome (when given at the right time) line: “Remember who was first!” to endlessly torture the victim.

]]> By: Wynn http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/08/04/to-fleshlight-or-not-to-fleshlight-that-is-the-question/comment-page-1/#comment-38640 Wynn Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:36:15 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=9046#comment-38640 I would totally do it! But hell, if I were a dude I would probably bang whatever just to see how it works. I wanna buy my boyfriend one, he's skeptical :D DO IT! I would totally do it! But hell, if I were a dude I would probably bang whatever just to see how it works. I wanna buy my boyfriend one, he’s skeptical :D

DO IT!

]]> By: bethany http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/08/04/to-fleshlight-or-not-to-fleshlight-that-is-the-question/comment-page-1/#comment-38634 bethany Tue, 04 Aug 2009 20:47:39 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=9046#comment-38634 "Yes and I don’t want to be a bitter, cosmo swilling, sex and the city fan" Most of the uber Sex & the City fans I know are bored housewives who want to live vicariously through the characters... which means they stop short of partaking in the actual products. Since I'm President and Co-Founder of the Buy A Fucking Vibrator and Use It! Club, I say, for women, there is no choice. Either (1) you have a man that completely satisfies your every sexual gratification, in which case, all of your female friends secretly hate you, (2) you don't have a vibrator, for one of two reasons: you are married and feel masturbation is a dirty, awful thing or you think vibrators / sex aids are "dirty" things and even if you're curious you would never stoop to using it, in which case you're a bitter, shriveled up hag who, honestly needs to BAFVaUI to at least smile once in a while, or (3) you enjoy sex, you enjoy pleasure... if that means that from time to time you have to use something - anything - to get off, so be it... at least you're not a part of the BAFVaUI Club. Not being a guy, I can't relate. I can tell you that it's been proven that women who masturbate and use a vibrator are better at sex, in general... Don't think there's a study been done for men, but gee, why not take this opportunity to start your own? ;oP “Yes and I don’t want to be a bitter, cosmo swilling, sex and the city fan”

Most of the uber Sex & the City fans I know are bored housewives who want to live vicariously through the characters… which means they stop short of partaking in the actual products.

Since I’m President and Co-Founder of the Buy A Fucking Vibrator and Use It! Club, I say, for women, there is no choice. Either (1) you have a man that completely satisfies your every sexual gratification, in which case, all of your female friends secretly hate you, (2) you don’t have a vibrator, for one of two reasons: you are married and feel masturbation is a dirty, awful thing or you think vibrators / sex aids are “dirty” things and even if you’re curious you would never stoop to using it, in which case you’re a bitter, shriveled up hag who, honestly needs to BAFVaUI to at least smile once in a while, or (3) you enjoy sex, you enjoy pleasure… if that means that from time to time you have to use something – anything – to get off, so be it… at least you’re not a part of the BAFVaUI Club.

Not being a guy, I can’t relate. I can tell you that it’s been proven that women who masturbate and use a vibrator are better at sex, in general…

Don’t think there’s a study been done for men, but gee, why not take this opportunity to start your own? ;oP

]]> By: Bobby Finstock http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/08/04/to-fleshlight-or-not-to-fleshlight-that-is-the-question/comment-page-1/#comment-38633 Bobby Finstock Tue, 04 Aug 2009 17:50:27 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=9046#comment-38633 It is pretty thick. It is pretty thick.

]]> By: Meghan http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/08/04/to-fleshlight-or-not-to-fleshlight-that-is-the-question/comment-page-1/#comment-38632 Meghan Tue, 04 Aug 2009 17:47:38 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=9046#comment-38632 What he said. What he said.

]]> By: LOTNorm http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/08/04/to-fleshlight-or-not-to-fleshlight-that-is-the-question/comment-page-1/#comment-38631 LOTNorm Tue, 04 Aug 2009 16:59:00 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=9046#comment-38631 As you accurately stated, "who doesn't love diagrams"? Therefore, I'm saddened that you didn't take advantage of the venn diagram opportunity to aid in this decision. You so know you've already banged that fleshlight and now you're fishing for confirmation that you're not a pervert. Of course, we already know you're a pervert, but if banging inanimate objects is so terrible; then what shall become of my necrophilia? Although, if it remains unused, you're victim could always use it for salsa... or guacamole... gravy? As you accurately stated, “who doesn’t love diagrams”? Therefore, I’m saddened that you didn’t take advantage of the venn diagram opportunity to aid in this decision.

You so know you’ve already banged that fleshlight and now you’re fishing for confirmation that you’re not a pervert. Of course, we already know you’re a pervert, but if banging inanimate objects is so terrible; then what shall become of my necrophilia?

Although, if it remains unused, you’re victim could always use it for salsa… or guacamole… gravy?

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