Currently I am involved in the planning of the single greatest practical joke of all time that will be conducted at the end of the month. I can’t go into details of it now but after it is deployed you can be sure there will be a blog, pictures, and perhaps even diagrams. (Who doesn’t love diagrams?)
One of the parts of the practical joke involves an infamous Fleshlight. For those of you who don’t know what a Fleshlight (NSFW) is it is basically a Flashlight where the light parts are removed and replaced with a plastic vagina, mouth, butt, or for the private types the “stealth” model. I ordered the Fleshlight for this joke and it is now sitting on my kitchen table staring at me through its single eye. In my lifetime I have never created a contraption to screw or used any type of toys for my solo personal “play with myself” time but I am debating if I should take the plunge.
Basically I have had no desire to bang plastic, although I did briefly have a desire to screw Pam Anderson, which may count as the same thing in the minds of some people. However I haven’t had an opportunity to and I wonder if I should man up and just use it once to see what it is like. I sat down and wrote out a “for” and “against” list on why I should use the fleshlight.
-I may like it
-I try new things all the time to document it for this website, why stop now?
-I won’ t have to take it to dinner
-How funny will it be that when we use it in the practical joke I can throw this comment in, “Yeah I fucked it too”?
-I may like it leading to an obsession with banging inanimate objects.
-I am going to have to clean it
-Will their psychological ramifications?
-How many times will I be able to take people bringing it up to end arguments or potential girlfriends reading it?
So I leave it up to you good readers, Fleshlight or No Fleshlight?