You get to a certain point in your life when you become the grizzled person that thinks that they have witnessed it all. Very rarely do things arise that totally shock or surprise you. I felt that way over the last few months. Nothing was really getting to me until the other night when I [...]
I freely admit that I have always been a fan of reality television. Not because I think that it is quality programming, educational, or even that entertaining. There is something about the train wreck nature of it that makes me think that no matter what I do that my life will not be as fucked [...]
A few weeks ago a friend of mine that is moving to Boston for grad school came into town to check out her new apartment and get the lay of the land. I played tour guide for the day and ended up meeting her friends to go to salsa lessons and then out to dinner. [...]
I don’t know about you but I really don’t give two shits about international track and field. Even when the Olympics roll around every four years I still don’t care about people running around a circle. Mostly because I know the athletes are probably shot up on designer horse steroids that have side effects like [...]
My destiny (or what my drunken logic thought was my destiny) was clear. I got up and went into Kristie’s room about a minute after she told us she was going to bed. In the dark of night I started kissing Kristie, clothes came off, mouths were placed on no-no touchy spots… (Or I should [...]
When I was younger, I was the biggest asshole in the world to date, but there was some reasoning why I was. In high school I dated the same girl for two years for the most part, had zero self-confidence when it came to women, and basically figured the green booger girl was the best [...]
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