I and plenty of other people read this blog for it’s originality and crass humor. Now that i know of Matty Matt Matt from Alllabamaaa!, i still will have nothing to do with him… other than help continue a feud that some cunt friend/fan started by suggesting Matt is the originator of this thought. He isn’t… and if you want him to claim something as TM, it should have impact like the first fucking steam engine, and not some useless space wasting gadget of a joke. You all do realize this has transcended the Matt/Bobby problem, right? Oh and Julian? You are the fattest, thinning hair, anal leakage, dick so small it looks like a clit that almost formed into a cock bitch i have ever hypothesized an existence for… See how that works?

Look, bottom line is you all are insulting to every reader on here. (and there is a fucking lot of us) So what does someone do when they feel backed into a corner? Idk, something about don’t mess with a cobra or something… yea i watched a few, and objectively, he just isn’t funny… subjectively he is an inbred southerner who’s fans have a proclivity for their cousins and the mutation of what once could have been super funny genes that they pass on to each other… kerplunk…

You guys come in and start throwing around accusations, making a big deal out of something nobody hear cares about involving people none of us have ever heard of.

I read your second post and it changes nothing. The fact that you felt it was necessary to litter your home page with slams against Matt and his “idiot friends” shows me what kind of person you are and that you do not get the point behind our complaints. Attacking us on your home court doesn’t increase your readership and it doesn’t support your argument. In your world we are just a bunch of comics whose acts you’ve never seen and in our world you’re a blogger who has no integrity. The difference is none of us will be mentioning this situation on stage because we’re completely aware of the fact that our audiences don’t give a shit about you.

It is totally bullshit to throw out the accusation off of the bat and it is even worse…

See my post from today it sums up my feelings.

As far as your reference to me honing a showcase set… do you really know me?

I never accused you of stealing, but you can hardly argue the similarities are too few when the premise is exactly the same.

Here, you dropped a hack’s name on the floor while you were ignoring the fact that I’m right.

I’m not here to do anything more than point out the fact that the post should be removed.

As far as my “status” as a comedian and my schedule. Could it be that I haven’t had time to update my schedule? It could also be that I haven’t booked winter gigs yet. I’ll let my past schedule speak for itself if you care to back and find dates at various A rooms around the country. If you would like a personal invitation next time I’m in your area feel free to contact me and I’ll pass it right along.

I have no interest in a flame war. My only issue is that you crossed a line that those of us with integrity value greatly. That and after you crossed it and were called out on it you failed to respond appropriately. In the end you’re a blogger, I’m a comic, but we are both writers and should act accordingly.

First of all I have had MILLIONS of people read my shit. I get paid to freelance and I write almost everyday. Instead of honing together some crappy seven minute set that nobody will ever see.

Say what you want but I didn’t steal his shit, I have never heard of him, his bit, and the few similarities between the two are so small that it is ridiculous to even think it.

I’ve done stand up in LA, I have gone head to head with Andy Dick, and I hate to say it you don’t know what the fuck you are talking about.