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	<title>Comments on: On August 7th the desecration of my childhood will be complete</title>
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		<title>By: Goodfella</title>
		<link>http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/07/06/gi-joe-is-going-to-suck/comment-page-1/#comment-38595</link>
		<dc:creator>Goodfella</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 00:19:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Umm...wasn&#039;t Ripcord a white guy?  And who the hell decided to make Cobra Commander look more like Darkman from that 90&#039;s movie?

Duke, if I remember correctly, should be in about his late 30&#039;s maybe early 40&#039;s.  I think the only people that seem to fit their rolls are General Hawk and Snake-Eyes.

Transformers 2.......ok the shot of John Turturro&#039;s thong, Wheelie humping Megan Fox&#039;s leg, the dogs humping, and pretty much any scene with Sam&#039;s parents..please.  The Autobots cringed in the cartoon whenever they saw the Constructicons merge to form Devastator;  now he&#039;s been reduced to a gorilla-looking piece of trash that has a set of testicles.  And why didnt Sam just use that piece of the Allspark that he found in his shirt to revive Optimus the way those Decepitcons revived Megatron?  Why in the hell would the government shut down the Autobot operations leaving humans alone to deal with the Decepticons, when they can barely dent their armor?

The government some how covered up the fact that giant robots had a free for all in the middle of a populated city where people got hurt, perhaps killed, and millions of dollars in damage was caused, yet it was just a rumor? 

One thing I hated from the first film the most was the battle scenes involving the robots;  the camera was so close you couldnt tell what was happening or who was hitting who.  A few shots, like the Optimus/Bonecrusher battle or when the soldiers were fighting Brawl were ruined; we saw more of the backs of the people&#039;s heads than we did the robots.  They rectify that just a teenie bit in this movie, but not by much.

One last thing on TF2....Bumblebee decided &quot; I didnt like the geeky voice they stuck me with at the end of the first movie, so I&#039;ll damage my vocal processors again..&quot;


I didn&#039;t know they were remaking the NeverEnding Story...another gem from my childhood they will just butcher.  It ain&#039;t the same without Barret Oliver and Noah Hathaway.  The two sequels just dont exist to me.

The A-Team?    Umm....no.  No one can match Dirk Benedict&#039;s charm, Dwight Schultz&#039;s craziness, Mr. T&#039;s bad-ass no-nonsense attitude, or Goerge Peppard&#039;s saviness and his multiple disguises...prolly gonna be a worthless teen movie.


Don&#039;t even get me started on the supposed &quot;Karate Kid&quot; remake.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Umm&#8230;wasn&#8217;t Ripcord a white guy?  And who the hell decided to make Cobra Commander look more like Darkman from that 90&#8217;s movie?</p>
<p>Duke, if I remember correctly, should be in about his late 30&#8217;s maybe early 40&#8217;s.  I think the only people that seem to fit their rolls are General Hawk and Snake-Eyes.</p>
<p>Transformers 2&#8230;&#8230;.ok the shot of John Turturro&#8217;s thong, Wheelie humping Megan Fox&#8217;s leg, the dogs humping, and pretty much any scene with Sam&#8217;s parents..please.  The Autobots cringed in the cartoon whenever they saw the Constructicons merge to form Devastator;  now he&#8217;s been reduced to a gorilla-looking piece of trash that has a set of testicles.  And why didnt Sam just use that piece of the Allspark that he found in his shirt to revive Optimus the way those Decepitcons revived Megatron?  Why in the hell would the government shut down the Autobot operations leaving humans alone to deal with the Decepticons, when they can barely dent their armor?</p>
<p>The government some how covered up the fact that giant robots had a free for all in the middle of a populated city where people got hurt, perhaps killed, and millions of dollars in damage was caused, yet it was just a rumor? </p>
<p>One thing I hated from the first film the most was the battle scenes involving the robots;  the camera was so close you couldnt tell what was happening or who was hitting who.  A few shots, like the Optimus/Bonecrusher battle or when the soldiers were fighting Brawl were ruined; we saw more of the backs of the people&#8217;s heads than we did the robots.  They rectify that just a teenie bit in this movie, but not by much.</p>
<p>One last thing on TF2&#8230;.Bumblebee decided &#8221; I didnt like the geeky voice they stuck me with at the end of the first movie, so I&#8217;ll damage my vocal processors again..&#8221;</p>
<p>I didn&#8217;t know they were remaking the NeverEnding Story&#8230;another gem from my childhood they will just butcher.  It ain&#8217;t the same without Barret Oliver and Noah Hathaway.  The two sequels just dont exist to me.</p>
<p>The A-Team?    Umm&#8230;.no.  No one can match Dirk Benedict&#8217;s charm, Dwight Schultz&#8217;s craziness, Mr. T&#8217;s bad-ass no-nonsense attitude, or Goerge Peppard&#8217;s saviness and his multiple disguises&#8230;prolly gonna be a worthless teen movie.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t even get me started on the supposed &#8220;Karate Kid&#8221; remake.</p>
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		<title>By: guestofroom2002</title>
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		<dc:creator>guestofroom2002</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 20:16:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>WOMEN RUINED MOVIES!!!!

WOMEN RUINED THE MOVIE &quot;300&quot;
SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO SEND HELP TO HER HUSBAND
BUT SHE JUST GOT RAPED

WOMEN SOME SAY IS &quot;ART&quot; (men who are drunk on women)
THEN THAT&#039;S THE REASON
WOMEN ARE OBJECTS WITH A BRAIN
THAT&#039;S &quot;SKYNET&quot; DANGEROUS

MY POINT IS IF PEOPLE DIDNT WANT TO WATCH BARONESS
AND FOCUS ON HER
MARLON WAYANS WOULDNT BE SO NOTICABLE AS BEING BAD
IF THIS GI JOE IS AN ALL MAN FILM
IT WILL BE MORE OF ITS GAY
NOT THAT ITS RUIN..
WOMEN THEY ARE PLANNING SOMETHING</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WOMEN RUINED MOVIES!!!!</p>
<p>WOMEN RUINED THE MOVIE &#8220;300&#8243;<br />
SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO SEND HELP TO HER HUSBAND<br />
BUT SHE JUST GOT RAPED</p>
<p>WOMEN SOME SAY IS &#8220;ART&#8221; (men who are drunk on women)<br />
THEN THAT&#8217;S THE REASON<br />
WOMEN ARE OBJECTS WITH A BRAIN<br />
THAT&#8217;S &#8220;SKYNET&#8221; DANGEROUS</p>
<p>MY POINT IS IF PEOPLE DIDNT WANT TO WATCH BARONESS<br />
AND FOCUS ON HER<br />
MARLON WAYANS WOULDNT BE SO NOTICABLE AS BEING BAD<br />
IF THIS GI JOE IS AN ALL MAN FILM<br />
IT WILL BE MORE OF ITS GAY<br />
NOT THAT ITS RUIN..<br />
WOMEN THEY ARE PLANNING SOMETHING</p>
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		<title>By: Sam</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 17:28:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am surprised that no one has mentioned one of the worst things they are going to ruin. That would be the Remake of The Never Ending Story. That movie was a staple of my childhood. I loved that movie, and they feel the need to take this classic and remake it?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am surprised that no one has mentioned one of the worst things they are going to ruin. That would be the Remake of The Never Ending Story. That movie was a staple of my childhood. I loved that movie, and they feel the need to take this classic and remake it?</p>
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		<title>By: Olyn</title>
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		<dc:creator>Olyn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 18:28:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow, Bunnicula! I haven&#039;t thought of that in years.
Um, I used to love the Babysitter&#039;s Club when I was a little girl. They ruined the books too with a shitty series and awful actors.
But The Boxcar Children live on.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, Bunnicula! I haven&#8217;t thought of that in years.<br />
Um, I used to love the Babysitter&#8217;s Club when I was a little girl. They ruined the books too with a shitty series and awful actors.<br />
But The Boxcar Children live on.</p>
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		<title>By: Fred Palowakski</title>
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		<dc:creator>Fred Palowakski</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 18:26:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, now I know this movie&#039;ll suck ass. And knowing is half the battle.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, now I know this movie&#8217;ll suck ass. And knowing is half the battle.</p>
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		<title>By: Meghan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Meghan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 18:16:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Of course I just saw a sign for a GI Joe Slurpee. The GI Joes from back in the day would not be caught fishing their mouths around for a straw in battle.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Of course I just saw a sign for a GI Joe Slurpee. The GI Joes from back in the day would not be caught fishing their mouths around for a straw in battle.</p>
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		<title>By: Uncle Finstock</title>
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		<dc:creator>Uncle Finstock</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:58:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ruined memories from my childhood...the whole ordeal (being a blood relative of mine, you know the drill)</description>
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		<title>By: Meghan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Meghan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:06:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Actually...that&#039;s one thing you can stop bringing back from my former years...A Wayans Brother.Any of them.

The Untouchables Prequel?! The untouchables was my first crime movie of any merit and I can&#039;t imagine who will play young Capone.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Actually&#8230;that&#8217;s one thing you can stop bringing back from my former years&#8230;A Wayans Brother.Any of them.</p>
<p>The Untouchables Prequel?! The untouchables was my first crime movie of any merit and I can&#8217;t imagine who will play young Capone.</p>
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		<title>By: kate</title>
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		<dc:creator>kate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 15:05:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>and the smurfs movie better not suck or 2010 is going to be one sucky ass year for movies. 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472181/</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>and the smurfs movie better not suck or 2010 is going to be one sucky ass year for movies. </p>
<p><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472181/" rel="nofollow">http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472181/</a></p>
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		<title>By: kate</title>
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		<dc:creator>kate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 15:03:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>common as b.a? i can&#039;t see it. i can see terry crews playing the part</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>common as b.a? i can&#8217;t see it. i can see terry crews playing the part</p>
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