I have been writing Pointless Banter for almost five years now. It started on MySpace and moved over here to my domain. Over that period of time I have written more than 1500 posts, I have written close to 80 Pop Crunch scripts, and freelanced on multiple website as a hobby. All my shit has [...]
Last week a PR firm that represents the contestants from the new MTV Reality Television series “P. Diddy’s Star Maker”. They asked if I would be interested in interviewing any of the contestants. To be honest I laughed my ass off because I had to figure that there was no humanly possible way that a [...]
A few years back, not long after I ceremoniously dumped my ex-wife of the “lowering herself onto random manhood” kind, I decided that I was lonely and thought that I’d like to meet some new ladies. It took all of fourteen seconds for my friends at the time to recommend online dating, and after reading [...]
Once again, being the total friggin’ idiot I am, (but really by looking at blumpkin porn sites all damn day), I screwed up my computer royally. My computer fix-it-guy is on a first name basis with me now, and that first name is “Quitlookinatporndude”. I’ve been dealing with all things interweb by mobile phone over [...]
So everyone is all excited about the new Harry Potter movie that came out this past weekend. Adults that have never had sex are dusting off their homemade Hogwarts uniforms to wear to the movie theaters where they can brag with other geeks in line that they read a child’s book all in one weekend.
Wow [...]
I get hit up by a lot of PR firms wanting to push their products on me. Occasionally I will get something to give away like tickets or other products. (Usually I run contests for those.)
Most of the time these companies ask me to show some stupid “viral” video they created which is inherently lame [...]
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