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» Monthly Archives: June 2009

Fuck Yo Couch

By: Bobby Finstock on 06/22/09 @ 7:30 am

I have been on this planet thirty-two years and besides a bed I have avoided buying a major piece of furniture. (Although I have purchased major appliances.) For some reason whenever I had roommates couches just appear in our apartment like they grew on trees or were easy to steal off of porches. Whatever the [...]




The Facebook Debacle

By: Guest Blogger on 06/21/09 @ 8:18 am

(From time to time we like to have guest posters come around to pointlessbanter.net and share their points of view. My Uncle makes his return to the site to share his view on the tragic news this week of my mother joining Facebook.)
Now the time has come where our beloved Bobby has entered into that [...]




My Mom Joined Facebook, The Beginning Of The End

By: Bobby Finstock on 06/16/09 @ 7:46 am

(After yesterday’s tragic news of my mother joining Facebook Part 2 of my series on people that are just as unlikeable as Kobe Bryant will continue tomorrow.)
Dear Mom,
I never thought the day would come where I would have to welcome you to Facebook. Since you added me last night I went through a process which [...]




5 People Equally as Unlikeable as Kobe Bryant- Part 1

By: Bobby Finstock on 06/15/09 @ 7:14 am

(As I started writing this I realized how long it was going and decided to split it up into two parts so it didn’t take you a month to read.)
Last night Kobe Bryant and the Los Angeles Lakers won the NBA title. I threw something up on Twitter and Facebook saying that it sucked [...]




The Electrical Properties of My Crap

By: Bobby Finstock on 06/12/09 @ 6:50 am

Personally I am not someone that believes in a bunch of mumbo jumbo. Bigfoot doesn’t exist, Richard Gere never had a gerbil in his ass, and you can’t die from Pop Rocks and Pepsi mixing together. (Although I believe it cures Herpes.) However just because I don’t believe in that garbage doesn’t mean I disrespect [...]




Welcome to Chicago, Here is Your Free Vomit

By: Bobby Finstock on 06/8/09 @ 8:47 am

On Friday I flew into Chicago for my conference. One of my friends from high school and I made plans to go to the White Sox vs. Indians game. (the third and fifth place teams in the American League Central division…. Baseball at it’s most exciting!) When he and I travel together we try to [...]




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