Comments on: Yahoo Wants To Turn Women Into Human Lie Detectors

By: James

James — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 03:37:43 +0000

So funny, I bet their next issue will be “Dating Advice: 10 Ways to introduce your boyfriend to your parents on your first date!”

By: Rick

Rick — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:21:32 +0000

Besides, Cosmo wouldn’t stay in business if women were happy in their relationships/with themselves.

“How to Know He’s Lying” = Dump Your Man and Start Over from Square One with a New One. (Here’s an article about what to wear on a first date.)

“10 Ways to Excite Him in Bed” = You are terrible at sex, and he’s probably going to cheat on you with a whore. (See: above.)

By: Wynn

Wynn — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:23:20 +0000

That’s why I never read pages that are for women. They’re so full of all kinds of shit I would never pull on my boyfriend(s) under no circumstances. So much lies!

By: Melissa

Melissa — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:19:14 +0000

Usually a sheep.

By: Melissa

Melissa — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:16:38 +0000

Wait, I thought women were already human lie detectors? I do believe that Yahoo is attempting to gum up our powers, it’s a plot I tell you!

By: rogue

rogue — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:44:05 +0000

“Some of the descriptions they use for the signs are typical Cosmopolitan shit stirring tips that ultimately are phrased to cause discord in a relationship.”

LMAO thats true. Sadly there are some regularities in our body language that says red flag but its normal. theres no need to grill someone about it.

By: David

David — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:32:25 +0000

I’ll need to read this article while standing around at the supermarket to find out what my legs are saying…well other than “I’m leaving you” when they start walking me away.

By: Bobby Finstock

Bobby Finstock — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:30:07 +0000

Using “bah” is a sign you are hiding something.

By: Meghan

Meghan — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:06:55 +0000

Bah! I just got in this discussion with a body language/language buff.

Sometimes when I say ‘what are you talking about??’ I’m really NOT trying to buy time to make something up in my own defense…I probably mean ‘what are you talking about…are you retarded? Hand me something to knock you back into reality.’

And now that I know which direction eyes look during recall, inner dialog, etc I get all jumbled.

Do we really need more excuses to pick someone apart? I say again…Bah!