Jon and Kate Plus Eight Screwed Up Kids
Alright, I admit, you’re all clicking this thinking, “another fucking Jon and Kate bunch of Happy Horseshit…” Fine. Last one, I swear.
I’m not going to beat around the bush here on this one. The damn thing is everywhere now, and let’s face it, Jon and Kate Gosselin getting a divorce is not really “news”.
Divorce in any case is shit, throw in 8 children who know little more than having television cameras waved in their faces all the time, well, I smell years of therapy (and am secretly kicking myself in the balls for not following through with my drunken college decision one night to pursue a degree in Psychology…which I forgot about until, well, now).
I’ve read quite a few pieces on the divorce and it is the usual crapola. Kate thinks the relationship is “irreconcilable” and over, despite her onscreen berating of Jon. Jon states his disappointment publicly, all the while pouring the coal to a 23 year old honey with a size 44 bustline to match her 44 IQ. And in the mix is the Junior VietCong Army. Sad story right?
What I do find amusing in this whole sordid affair is the stance that America has taken on the issue divides right down the “sex” lines.
Women see Kate as an independent, successful woman with a set of apples for taking control of a situation most don’t understand and dealing with the adversity of having so many kids plus a husband who is a “retard”.
Men see Kate as a controlling bitch who is so out of touch with reality, is money grubbing, frigid and a beast of a cow hell bent on personal success at the cost of everyone around her.
I’ve only seen a few snippets of the show over the years and this latest clip of Kate denying her thirsty, whiny brat daughter water while sipping a drink of water in front of her.
I can’t say that I really give a shit either way. Maybe I just like seeing men and women get so bent out of shape at each other over something so asinine and ridiculous as a TV show that made two people more money than I could ever dream of simply for procreating. I mean, maybe I need to lay the pipe to a eight women, get them all pregnant and we can have TLC film me working as an port-a-john cleaner/jizz mopper while I live in a box so I can pay child support.
What do you think about these people? Or don’t you think about them at all?
You know, underneath the funny is a whole lotta truth.
I like Fred’s idea for a show. Maybe just because there isn’t nearly enough shows on tv about mopping up buckets of love juice.
I have to agree with the guys here. Kate’s a major bitch. As a wife and mother, I think she is just fucking appalling. I think she deserves every ounce of hate those kids are going to grow up harboring for her. Also, on the other hand, I think this could have been avoided if Jon had just had the balls to tell her to “shut the fuck up” early on in their relationship.
I gotta agree with Sarah, though I haven’t reached the mother stage yet…*Giggles* as my husband would say “He needs to put a leash on his bitch”