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I Was The Other Man Part II

By: Bobby Finstock on 06/25/09 @ 7:37 am

The closest thing to participating in an affair that I had ever had before this situation was sleeping with a separated women when I lived in Geneseo and I don’t think that really counts. (Although it did earn me a “I bang housewives” t-shirt from a friend.) I thought long and hard about this situation, I considered what it would be like to walk in the other people’s shoes… then I realized I didn’t have to walk in their shoes so screw it. I went through with meeting her.

Saying we hit it off would be an understatement, things went really well and we started hanging out once every couple of weeks. It was an odd situation to be in because the dynamics of this sort of “relationship” were very different than anything I had experienced before.

Here are some of my observations:

1) The level of honesty is odd- I openly talked about dating and other women, which was not only acceptable it was encouraged. When you hang out with a girl you are dating you always are trying to put your best foot forward, here I didn’t have to. (Maybe I enjoy having to put forward so little effort because I am lazy… like going for days without wiping my ass… wait I mean I do…) While you are being yourself and still trying to get to know the person I don’t believe you are fully honest. With this situation I could say whatever… it was kind of refreshing.

2) There is no reason to try and impress- This ties into point number one where you are trying to continually impress. I didn’t have to. Even going out to grab something to eat it wasn’t about where we were going or the quality of place. It was about grabbing some grub before we got naked. This totally does take the romance out of it and makes the whole thing more… I don’t know… animalistic and naughty… Who doesn’t like naughty?

The pressure and the bullshit that surrounds dating was totally removed from the situation making things much more enjoyable. Maybe I am not dating the right people normally but this was a really refreshing experience.

madoff-conjugal-visit

3) Forbidden sex might be the best kind, next to conjugal visit sex- I haven’t had conjugal visit sex… So I can’t make the comparison but forbidden sex is pretty hot. That might be why so many people in the south marrying their cousins… the sex is wrong and forbidden making it great. (I am not willing to try that out anytime soon.)

Eventually the fling ended, she got divorced, we both got busy (like with life, not with each other)… But now she wants to enter the dating world and asked me to write her match.com profile for her. I said I would and should have it ready to go for next week.

Am I going to hell?

About the author

Bobby Finstock

Finstock is founder of Pointlessbanter.net. He is known for his encyclopedia like knowledge on the life and times of Scott Baio. In the future he hopes to write again under his own name in order to impress the ladies and build his celebrity to the levels of other failed internet writers.

10 Responses to “I Was The Other Man Part II”

  1. Rick says:

    Nah. She was the one with vows. And it’s not like you were her husband’s best friend or police partner.

  2. David says:

    You may indeed be going to hell but not for this boinking IMHO.

  3. Where can I get one of those “I bang housewives” t-shirts? Even though I never have actually done it.

    But hey, I had a “No Fear” t-shirt back ion the day also, and I was afraid of all sorts of shit. I also had a Big Johnson t-shirt, but that one was legit.

  4. rogue says:

    LOL Im the other woman. we could g2 hell together!

  5. Well, you’re probably going to Hell already but I don’t think this is digging you any deeper. You’re simply the man.

  6. Just A Girl says:

    Nope. It’s not your job to protect someone else’s marriage. She was obviously looking to cheat so if it wasn’t you, it was gonna be someone else. And being “the other woman” I can vouch for how hot the sex is. It’s also a pain in the ass but that’s kind of expected.

  7. Lauren says:

    nah, not for this at least :O)

  8. LittleRedRidinghood says:

    I just hope you don’t end up in her Fav 5 one day. Maybe the dating karma, banging a married chick and going to hell will have arrived if it does happen. I can’t even think about the debauchery you’re writing in her profile. LMAO
    In the meantime I’d like to purchase a “I bang housewives.” tee. I’m going to do that now. :) Oh, and we are both going to hell, promise.

  9. Isha says:

    Nah, no hell for this. Other things you have done maybe but definitely not this.

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