For the love of the game, or the cameltoe?
It is that time of year again where I have the ability for a few weeks to sit on my said hairy ass and watch a virtual Sporgy (sports orgy) on the tube. Baseball is in full swing, the NBA Playoffs are rolling and the Stanley Cup Finals are at their apex. I also enjoy watching college sports wind their seasons down as well. Hell, on occasion I have been known to even watch the Women’s Softball College World Series.
It was that I was watching for a bit last night on ESPN.
I have to admit, in some ways those ladies out there playing softball I find entertaining. They bust their asses to get as far as they have, some of the players have mad skills, and lesbian jokes aside, some of them are pretty cute.
But the question I have for you is one that comes up every time I see this on the field of play.
I have nothing against the gender equity in coaching. Seriously. I feel that there are many women coaches in basketball or whatever that are highly qualified and better than many of their male counterparts as to the job of coaching Men’s teams. (Pat Summit comes to mind).
So, why is it that I find that men coaching high school or college women’s sports really high on the creepiness factor? It just bothers me and maybe that is my own issue I have to deal with. I just always imagine some middle aged dude with a porn ’stache, nut-hugger shorts and a dicky-doo uniform shirt on.
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And they’re out there to spend inordinate amounts of time with 15-22 year old females not to teach them the finer points of the sport they coach, but to find a way to get some seedy crotch and cameltoe photos to throw some man-onnaise at and submit to voyeur porn sites.
Hence the question. Do you find that there is a certain level of creepiness in male coaches of H.S. and college female teams?
Or am I being entirely too serious about a subject as entertaining as women playing softball with their eye black made to look like mascara running and their rah-rah shit after each pitch?
Question: Mann-onaise… is that from the makers of Baconnaise? And is it sold in the same aisle, or does it have to be, like, special ordered?
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I myself don’t find it creepy at all. Its just for the love of the game. I think your reading more in to this, or maybe its a fantasy of yours.. to coach an all girl team and if you win the whole thing that maybe then since you did coach them, they would pay you back.. hmm.. Orgy???
I think you might right about the fantasy part. And that’s cool with me. (Assuming everything and everyone is legal. I’m not that big of a creep.) Unfortunately, a third of the team might deem me to have “too much equipment” though. Just a hunch.
I always wondered how I’d feel about some of these creepy men coaching my possible future daughter in anything…my H.S. Coaches were all drunken perverts with a preference for tight sweat pants and partial erections.
You can’t have children if you swallow, Meghan. That is your biology lesson for the day.
In all seriousness, we all wore tight sweatpants back in the day and I have a constant partial erection…so I do qualify for one of these jobs?
You can’t?! That seems counterintuitive considering that’s how I plan on landing a husband.
Well, I guess you could with a pretty damn good turkey baster and quick reaction time.
Hate to say it but most of the male coaches I met during my stint in sports as a teen were just that unsavory – or had a best friend coaching another team that visited and “assisted” who was.