I have a new full time job- dating

Match.com has been good to this site. It helped me create the looking for love in all the wrong places series that led me to a matchmaker, adult friend finder, craigslist, and other online sites. It also led to my first date series where a date’s roommate discovered this blog after I wrote about her. [...]

Dell Unveils New Site That Even My Dumb Vagina Can Understand.

Dell has launched Della, a site geared toward women.  Because apparently I needed a penis to surf the regular Dell site.

The Della site is chock full of female-friendly information to help me buy my new Dell computer. It even offers handy Tech Tips, geared to women! Let’s check them out, shall we?
1. Get smarter: It’s [...]

Stupid Match.com Ads

“I’m just a goof looking for my ball” – the words of a female Match.com user in ads that appear both on television and in print.  Now, upon hearing that, most people would think something like, “Hey, I’ve got what you’re looking for, but there seems to be an extra one.”  It’s also entirely possible [...]

The 6 Fattest Presidents in US History

Recently president Barack Obama ordered a big ol’ hamburger and caused an uproar amongst douchebag conservative types because he put Dijon mustard on it.  Me?  I was just glad to see the beanpole eat something.  I mean the dude looks like a post-concentration camp Will Smith.  I prefer my presidents to be on the portly side, thank [...]

Why Saudi Arabia Rocks: Domestic Abuse In Shades of Grey

Recently I have become a little depressed about the situation here in the United States.  Things just aren’t very good right now our economy is in shambles, the news is depressing, the political discourse has turned idiotic (I’m looking at you Tea Party people), every baseball player is on steroids, Jimmy Fallon has his own [...]

Do Women Hide The Crazy Better Than Guys?

I had a message on match.com the other day from someone I had been exchanging e-mails with. She posed that question, “Do you get weird emails that make you want to cancel your account?” This led to a discussion on the difference between men and women’s presentations of themselves initially in relationships. Do women essentially [...]