Comments on: Stupid Match.com Ads

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 16:46:28 +0000

I keep seeing this commercial and it always sounded to me like she was saying “I’m just a goop looking for my Bob!” I wound up here after googling it to see if it was like a movie reference I wasn’t getting or something like that.

By: Bobby Finstock

Bobby Finstock — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:44:25 +0000

I’m a Mets fan that hates the yankees but thanks for the typical idiot Boston reply.

By: Dom

Dom — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:01:47 +0000

This post was funny, until I realize you’re prob a yankees fan looking for a win in a series or a cock in your ass…

By: BeBo

BeBo — Sat, 30 May 2009 20:59:23 +0000

I think she exactly meant “I’m just a goof looking for my ball.” With the ball being a guy that she kicks around, beats the shit out of, and then disposes of without any afterthought.

By: David

David — Sun, 17 May 2009 02:20:45 +0000

See… it’s awkward already.

By: Mandy

Mandy — Sat, 16 May 2009 21:11:22 +0000

akward… not the word I would use. What would be more akward, is if she DIDN’T reply.

By: David

David — Fri, 15 May 2009 15:19:56 +0000

I am just a ship looking for his port; a bear looking for his cave; a gopher looking for his hole; a cock looking for his block. No, scrap that last one.

I was thinking of posting an add myself, but I am afraid my wife would reply… very awkward.

By: Armand Assante's Left Ventricle

Armand Assante's Left Ventricle — Fri, 15 May 2009 13:09:18 +0000

Sure, why not.

By: Armand Assante's Left Ventricle

Armand Assante's Left Ventricle — Fri, 15 May 2009 13:08:07 +0000

No way, you know where they are. They’re all over “the Narrows” and every dead body on that board in Halo 3. You were a teabagging menace.

By: Rick

Rick — Fri, 15 May 2009 00:43:46 +0000

To clarify, into her face.

What? Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.