Text me If You Know These Guys

Surely by now you have heard of the story of two dudes from Pennsylvania that, in an alleged attempt to break some ridiculous world record (set in India, of course), text messaged a total of 217,000 times in the month of March.

I am not a big fan of text messaging, but then again I am [...]

That Was a Fargin’ Trick Question!

It looks as if Perez Hilton, the gossiper of all gossipers, has his panties in a proverbial twist over Miss California Carrie Prejean’s answer to his question in the Miss USA pageant.

Mr. Hilton, that gay guy who looks an awful lot like Jimmy Neutron that just happened to turn a life of watching E! Entertainment [...]

Craigslist Hooker Killer Brought To Justice, Girlfriend Now Available

For those of you who get your news only from this blog and the Daily Show (which I am guessing is 75% of the readership) there has been a rash of recent craigslist hooker robberies that actually led to a murder recently in the Boston Area. Yesterday the police caught and arrested a 22 year old BU [...]

There is no inflight entertainment… or so you say

Writing about airline travel is probably the most overdone joke ever. But who says I am original? 
Last week I flew to California from Newark. (Here is a little side note. In the Newark airport every shitter in the bathroom was full and overflowing with crap. I think that is some nice symbolism for the entire [...]

Five TV Shows That Should Be Movies

Hollywood has been scraping the bottom of the barrel for ideas for years. Last week it was announced that L. Ron’s Favorite Son and Pointless Banter favorite Tom Cruise wants to redo the classic Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid with John Travolta.
Just what the world needs: a Scientology buddy comedy.
The movie-making machine is pooping [...]

The ONLY Required Footwear For a Real Man

Having been a man most of my adult life, I’ve come to accumulate quite a few life lessons in regards to what makes a man a man and what makes a man a sniveling, pansy-fied sack of blubbering, window-licking vaginas.  That’s right, I said “sack of vaginas”.
According to all the data I’ve compiled*, the single [...]