Comments on: Celebrity Predictions!

By: Trina

Trina — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 20:56:25 +0000

Hi Miley,How Are You Vanity Fair Slut.

By: rogue

rogue — Fri, 08 May 2009 19:24:47 +0000

LMAO @ madonna. i can so see that happening!

By: Armand Assante's Left Ventricle

Armand Assante's Left Ventricle — Tue, 05 May 2009 17:09:11 +0000

She and the pile of cocaine live happily ever after.

By: Armand Assante's Left Ventricle

Armand Assante's Left Ventricle — Tue, 05 May 2009 17:07:47 +0000

Her entire being is completely contrived.

By: Armand Assante's Left Ventricle

Armand Assante's Left Ventricle — Mon, 04 May 2009 17:27:00 +0000

I’m always amazed at how many people in Hollywood can seemingly thrive on a diet of pain pills and cocaine.

By: Armand Assante's Left Ventricle

Armand Assante's Left Ventricle — Mon, 04 May 2009 17:26:02 +0000

I remember seeing her on a Comedy Central roast and I believe it was Jeffrey Ross who says about someone else, “I wouldn’t fuck her with Bea Arthur’s dick!”, and she was up on the dais, laughing. I thought, “Wow, she’s got a great sense of humor.”

By: Armand Assante's Left Ventricle

Armand Assante's Left Ventricle — Mon, 04 May 2009 17:24:23 +0000

Madonna’s phony bullshit accent isn’t anything new or surprising to me, though. She’s always been pretentious. However, Beyonce’s terrible commercials make me want to stab babies.

By: Armand Assante's Left Ventricle

Armand Assante's Left Ventricle — Mon, 04 May 2009 17:23:15 +0000

Mel will be too busy converting to Judaism.

By: Armand Assante's Left Ventricle

Armand Assante's Left Ventricle — Mon, 04 May 2009 17:22:12 +0000

Those commercials make me want to destroy other people’s DSis. I’m sure they’re cool, but they picked the wrong bitch to hawk them. She’s so contrived in those commercials I want to stomp on her.

By: Armand Assante's Left Ventricle

Armand Assante's Left Ventricle — Mon, 04 May 2009 17:21:04 +0000

That really all depends on Obama’s foreign and domestic violence policies.