Comments on: Who wants a clone of my penis? http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/04/16/who-wants-a-clone-of-my-penis/ Once You Read It You Can't Unread It Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:27:25 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc hourly 1 By: BaronessHeather http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/04/16/who-wants-a-clone-of-my-penis/comment-page-1/#comment-37211 BaronessHeather Tue, 21 Apr 2009 06:11:01 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=8539#comment-37211 [insert "bailout package" joke here] [insert "bailout package" joke here]

]]> By: C http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/04/16/who-wants-a-clone-of-my-penis/comment-page-1/#comment-37205 C Mon, 20 Apr 2009 23:17:18 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=8539#comment-37205 Wait, does that mean we get the infamous curve? That's right, I remember that blog. Wait, does that mean we get the infamous curve?
That’s right, I remember that blog.

]]> By: Max http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/04/16/who-wants-a-clone-of-my-penis/comment-page-1/#comment-37195 Max Sat, 18 Apr 2009 20:44:21 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=8539#comment-37195 Someone recently told me that I should have a clone, so their single lonely girlfriends could get a good lay or be seen by their friends with a stylish chap or what have you. (They don't know me very well). In fact, they said I "should start popping them out," which, as a dude, is a mixed metaphor convoluted enough to jump start my brain into actual creative thought without the usual necessary coercion. I suppose that is not entirely true because my first thought was that I could totally nail this one single lonely girlfriend in particularly. But with this one thought, I came to the realization that, with modern cloning technology, I'm pretty sure I could get a clone of myself that was female. How freakin' weird would that be? Someone recently told me that I should have a clone, so their single lonely girlfriends could get a good lay or be seen by their friends with a stylish chap or what have you. (They don’t know me very well). In fact, they said I “should start popping them out,” which, as a dude, is a mixed metaphor convoluted enough to jump start my brain into actual creative thought without the usual necessary coercion. I suppose that is not entirely true because my first thought was that I could totally nail this one single lonely girlfriend in particularly. But with this one thought, I came to the realization that, with modern cloning technology, I’m pretty sure I could get a clone of myself that was female. How freakin’ weird would that be?

]]> By: December http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/04/16/who-wants-a-clone-of-my-penis/comment-page-1/#comment-37186 December Fri, 17 Apr 2009 18:55:03 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=8539#comment-37186 I appreciate your willingness to share, both your anatomy and the viruses that may or may not be lurking in your netheregions. However, this sort of request is far beyond my reach. But man, if I had that seventy five bucks I do have a girlfriend who is also a virgin and getting married this year...... I appreciate your willingness to share, both your anatomy and the viruses that may or may not be lurking in your netheregions. However, this sort of request is far beyond my reach.

But man, if I had that seventy five bucks I do have a girlfriend who is also a virgin and getting married this year……

]]> By: Bobby Finstock http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/04/16/who-wants-a-clone-of-my-penis/comment-page-1/#comment-37179 Bobby Finstock Fri, 17 Apr 2009 11:51:15 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=8539#comment-37179 I will be giving them away to the salvation army shortly. I will be giving them away to the salvation army shortly.

]]> By: Bobby Finstock http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/04/16/who-wants-a-clone-of-my-penis/comment-page-1/#comment-37178 Bobby Finstock Fri, 17 Apr 2009 11:50:46 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=8539#comment-37178 Probably not but there is only one way to find out Probably not but there is only one way to find out

]]> By: Bobby Finstock http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/04/16/who-wants-a-clone-of-my-penis/comment-page-1/#comment-37177 Bobby Finstock Fri, 17 Apr 2009 11:49:51 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=8539#comment-37177 Isn't that what they are designed for? Isn’t that what they are designed for?

]]> By: Bobby Finstock http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/04/16/who-wants-a-clone-of-my-penis/comment-page-1/#comment-37176 Bobby Finstock Fri, 17 Apr 2009 11:49:26 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=8539#comment-37176 We can't forget about the sexual needs of the homeless. We can’t forget about the sexual needs of the homeless.

]]> By: Bobby Finstock http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/04/16/who-wants-a-clone-of-my-penis/comment-page-1/#comment-37175 Bobby Finstock Fri, 17 Apr 2009 11:48:59 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=8539#comment-37175 It is the gift that keeps on giving. It is the gift that keeps on giving.

]]> By: Bobby Finstock http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/04/16/who-wants-a-clone-of-my-penis/comment-page-1/#comment-37174 Bobby Finstock Fri, 17 Apr 2009 11:46:54 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=8539#comment-37174 There would be some questions about my junk. I can't have that. There would be some questions about my junk. I can’t have that.

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