Comments on: The Single Greatest Thing I Have Ever Read

By: Mimi

Mimi — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 22:50:11 +0000

The last paragraph makes sense though. The rest of it is a little ridiculous.

By: Robot Monkey

Robot Monkey — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 11:30:11 +0000

“And at the risk of stating the obvious, blue slushies are for winners.”

When I read that line, I couldn’t help but think of Alec Baldwin’s character in “Glengary Glen Ross” (“Coffee is for closers.”). Which, when thought of in that context and addressed at 6 or 7 year olds, made it even funnier.

By: max percy

max percy — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 02:05:17 +0000

Is it the parents or the 6-7 year old girls that are pussies?

By: green death supporter

green death supporter — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 00:03:11 +0000

he was joking! it was on the local news last night, he said flat out it was a joke and he refused to apologize for it. i think its great!

By: December

December — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 21:09:28 +0000

My hate for soccer-related adults is increased ten-fold. He seems serious, thats what makes this so frightening.

By: Armand Assante's Left Ventricle

Armand Assante's Left Ventricle — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:24:58 +0000

This dude should have known better than to write something this funny and horrible to PARENTS.

By: Alicia

Alicia — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:14:38 +0000

LOL, this is great – I was already cracking up by “OK, here’s the real deal: Team 7 will be called Green Death.” I think I’d like this guy.

Oh, and humor aside, his closing paragraph kicked ass.

By: Trisha

Trisha — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:02:45 +0000

Go Green Death!!!!!!!!!!!

By: chrissa

chrissa — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 17:55:32 +0000

I laughed just as hard the second time.

Good to know.

By: Fiona

Fiona — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 16:13:58 +0000

This guy is awesome. Whether he was joking or not this guy needs his job back so his team doesn’t turn into a bunch of little wimps. The parents who got him canned deserve to be slapped, hard. Pussies.