Good afternoon, my name is Melissa Glisan, and I write romance. I feel like I should admit that fact with all the pathetic sincerity of someone entering a twelve-step program given the freakish route romance has taken. Yeah, I know, in real life romance is pretty much a joke. Its just a trick most guys [...]
Last week a bunch of paintings and drawing from the young Adolf Hitler went up for auction and fetched over a hundred thousand dollars per piece. The artwork isn’t very good and most critics have openly panned it. (I am sure there might be a spec of bias against the artist. Deservedly so.) One of [...]
I love a good excuse, I always have. Even excuses used by sex offenders. What I can’t take though is a crappy excuse. One of the crappiest excuses used in society today is that “it’s a tradition” excuse, which is directly related to “that is the way we have always done it” line. Both of [...]
For those of you who get your news only from this blog and the Daily Show (which I am guessing is 75% of the readership) there has been a rash of recent craigslist hooker robberies that actually led to a murder recently in the Boston Area. Yesterday the police caught and arrested a 22 year old BU [...]
Writing about airline travel is probably the most overdone joke ever. But who says I am original?
Last week I flew to California from Newark. (Here is a little side note. In the Newark airport every shitter in the bathroom was full and overflowing with crap. I think that is some nice symbolism for the entire [...]
Earlier in the week I wrote about people making last requests and I made a joke about auctioning off my sperm on EBay. I did receive a few emails from people asking if I really could do that. Sufficiently freaked out I mulled this over for a few days and decided that it probably isn’t [...]
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