This is one of those blogs where part of my brain says, “You probably should keep this story to yourself.” All while the other half goes, “This is kind of funny in a disgusting and fucked up way.”
Awhile back I was driving and received a text message on my phone saying, “Hi. I would appreciate [...]
I usually dip into Seventeen Magazine to help answer the questions of today’s youth but I switched it up for the more wholesome Teen Magazine where the girls were getting really awful advice. Here are four questions that I selected and a fifth that I would like you to answer.
Q: I really like my friend’s [...]
Normally we don’t do movie reviews around here. I kind of find it pompous to tell you what I think about a movie, like it is going to have any sort of impact on if you are going to enjoy it or not. It is arrogant to presume that my taste in a film is [...]
Time for another edition of 5 Questions where I interview someone that I find interesting. This week we have Jackie Papandrew a syndicated humor columnist. I wanted to interview Jackie because I find having to write humor for a mainstream publication a daunting prospect and something I clearly couldn’t do. (What I can’t use the [...]
The interweb is a wonderful place full of information, entertainment, sports scores, porn, and really creepy people. I present before you for your judgment, ridicule, and entertainment two such people.
First up is my favorite eBay auction ever titled: Experience Your Fear of Clowns. Here is the auction description:
Afraid of Clowns? Ever see a movie with [...]
I predict I will not watch one episode of this show. But that doesn’t stop me from breaking down the contestants and offering up who I think will this “competition” or allowing me to rip on them all.
Annie Duke- Poker Player
Why She Will Win: I think this is your winner right here. Poker players are [...]
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