Whatever happened to just having sex? With the advancement of modern technology some people are incapable of having sex without using a swing, glow in the dark lubricant, and an array of mechanical devices including power tools.
Of course some people see these tools, toys, and gadgets and don’t want to spend the money. Instead of [...]
Washington, D.C. – After receiving word that President Obama had instructed the U.S. Treasury to “pursue every legal avenue” to block the 165 million dollars that AIG has paid out to certain executives, the failing financial institution released a statement.
“Hey, this is some stuff we are contractually obligated to do, man,” said AIG spokesperson Shag [...]
(Today is my birthday. I am probably collapsed in a pool of my own vomit and urine right now. But as a special gift for my birthday I have a very important guest blogger. A man that helped me develop my sense of humor and an actual blood relative… my Uncle John. This is the [...]
I’m back on the Match.com dating wagon again. Last week I went on a date with a woman that is training to do a MMA fight. Basically she probably could snap my neck whenever she felt like it, which is kind of hot.
This time around I wanted to make sure that I go on high [...]
Close to two years ago I asked your opinion on Justin Timberlake and if I should have some level of appreciation for him. Today I ask you again to help me come to a decision on Katy Perry.
In a reversal of how I usually do things I am going to lay out the negative arguments [...]
When I graduated high school some of my friends were asked to play for a bar league softball team that was looking to stack the team with talented former baseball players. Well I wasn’t that talented and wasn’t asked to play that summer. The next summer when I came back from college I joined my [...]
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