Comments on: The One Friend That Takes Things Too Far

By: Armand Assante's Left Ventricle

Armand Assante's Left Ventricle — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 15:41:42 +0000

I tried to watch something that I think was exactly what you describe, and it was guys slicing their dicks in half and ripping open their ballsacks. I lasted all of about 30 seconds, and I was already taking a pretty nasty, stinky, disgusting-smelling shit while I was watching it, so i really didn’t think I was in a state of mind where I could be grossed out too much.

Plus, my subsequent erection was extremely painful and inappropriate.

By: Tori

Tori — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 00:36:50 +0000

Hey I just googled “Bet you can’t watch all 4 minutes” and this thing came up with related topics and Bobby Finstock was listed. That’s sexy.

But seriously, where can I find that video?

By: Hoeanna

Hoeanna — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:42:15 +0000

I was entranced by this whole 2 girl 1 cup thing. I had no idea what it was. Judging by the pic you had up on your post I thought one was gona fall off the teacup ride or something funny! But alas…no. I googled it to see it for myself and what all the hype was about. Thanks! Might I also add thanks for that visual being burned into my brain for the rest of my life! I think I just threw up in my mouth a lil just typing about it!

By: Chachi

Chachi — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 07:53:26 +0000

I believe it was you that introduced me to both these videos Finstock. Happy late bday fucker!

By: PJ

PJ — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 02:42:06 +0000

There’s also the guy who makes you cross the line. Then, right when you’re in the middle of lighting a bag of shit on fire, and thinking to yourself, “what the fuck am I doing?” he skates away without any blame. I guess he’d make a perfect wingman for the other guy.

By: Rick

Rick — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 19:41:12 +0000

Where might I see a chick with giant bazongas riding a unicorn throwing out thousand dollar bills?

There’s a cover charge, isn’t there?

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 18:15:23 +0000

I can vouch for and second both Matt and Tits being “those” people, LOL

I haven’t seen the Japanese video and I’m almost positive I don’t want to. 2 girls, 1 cup was enough for me *dry heave*

I have a friend that is kinda like that. He’s the “everything you like sucks and everything I like is made of awesome so you’re stupid” guy. Yeah. He’s my favorite. It could be a chick with giant bazongas riding a unicorn throwing out thousand dollar bills to everyone present and he STILL would say it sucked. Everyone in our group of friends start to avoid him eventually but he resurfaces every 2 months or so for whatever reason.

By: Tits McGee

Tits McGee — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:59:23 +0000

I am that girl.

By: Matt E. Warren

Matt E. Warren — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 15:54:42 +0000

I am that guy.

By: kate

kate — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 14:46:25 +0000

I’ve seen the Japanese video and I lasted 3 seconds. And I have a friend like that. Some how he manages to show up where ever we are and he is cool for about an hour then he starts hitting on big chicks, starting fights, and streaking.