Comments on: If you are going to use sex toys don’t be cheap http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/03/24/if-you-are-going-to-use-sex-toys-don%e2%80%99t-be-cheap/ Once You Read It You Can't Unread It Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:23:23 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc hourly 1 By: Wynn http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/03/24/if-you-are-going-to-use-sex-toys-don%e2%80%99t-be-cheap/comment-page-1/#comment-36175 Wynn Thu, 26 Mar 2009 13:19:48 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=8390#comment-36175 People are so weird. I would say that I hope it took her reproducing skills in the "accident" on the pure grounds of stupidity, but I don't wish that on anyone really. I'm so bad at being mean. One of the most stupid things I have ever heard so far anyways. People are so weird. I would say that I hope it took her reproducing skills in the “accident” on the pure grounds of stupidity, but I don’t wish that on anyone really. I’m so bad at being mean. One of the most stupid things I have ever heard so far anyways.

]]> By: Robot Monkey http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/03/24/if-you-are-going-to-use-sex-toys-don%e2%80%99t-be-cheap/comment-page-1/#comment-36117 Robot Monkey Wed, 25 Mar 2009 12:13:05 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=8390#comment-36117 I will say the same thing I said when I read about this last week or so: Whenever sex gets boring enough that you have to introduce hardcore power tools, it's time to back up on the hedonism, Caligulia. I will say the same thing I said when I read about this last week or so: Whenever sex gets boring enough that you have to introduce hardcore power tools, it’s time to back up on the hedonism, Caligulia.

]]> By: Bobby Finstock http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/03/24/if-you-are-going-to-use-sex-toys-don%e2%80%99t-be-cheap/comment-page-1/#comment-36116 Bobby Finstock Wed, 25 Mar 2009 12:01:37 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=8390#comment-36116 it's nice to see you back around these parts it’s nice to see you back around these parts

]]> By: Bobby Finstock http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/03/24/if-you-are-going-to-use-sex-toys-don%e2%80%99t-be-cheap/comment-page-1/#comment-36114 Bobby Finstock Wed, 25 Mar 2009 10:45:44 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=8390#comment-36114 Jesus three comments in two days.... how bored are you? Jesus three comments in two days…. how bored are you?

]]> By: Karl Rove http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/03/24/if-you-are-going-to-use-sex-toys-don%e2%80%99t-be-cheap/comment-page-1/#comment-36111 Karl Rove Wed, 25 Mar 2009 07:01:37 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=8390#comment-36111 Except for the fact that he leaves the situation much worse than when he started. Except for the fact that he leaves the situation much worse than when he started.

]]> By: PJ http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/03/24/if-you-are-going-to-use-sex-toys-don%e2%80%99t-be-cheap/comment-page-1/#comment-36108 PJ Wed, 25 Mar 2009 03:19:27 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=8390#comment-36108 Can he still get a high five for "tearing that shit up," or no? Can he still get a high five for “tearing that shit up,” or no?

]]> By: dutch http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/03/24/if-you-are-going-to-use-sex-toys-don%e2%80%99t-be-cheap/comment-page-1/#comment-36101 dutch Wed, 25 Mar 2009 00:12:15 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=8390#comment-36101 would that be the oral b sonic or the crest spin brush? would that be the oral b sonic or the crest spin brush?

]]> By: Tits McGee http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/03/24/if-you-are-going-to-use-sex-toys-don%e2%80%99t-be-cheap/comment-page-1/#comment-36100 Tits McGee Wed, 25 Mar 2009 00:05:53 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=8390#comment-36100 Motherfucker! Let's try this one more time then I give up. This reminded me of two different things: 1) The movie Seven where the guy fucks a girl to death. Gross. 2) Real Sex series on HBO where some strrrrange men invented some even more strange concoctions of the cock. Having said all that, I have used the following (with a condom slipped over it): electric toothbrush handle of hair brush banana (not peeled and not with the pokey stem side) *cheap cookies* If this posts twice, I might need to kick you in the balls. Motherfucker! Let’s try this one more time then I give up.

This reminded me of two different things:
1) The movie Seven where the guy fucks a girl to death. Gross.
2) Real Sex series on HBO where some strrrrange men invented some even more strange concoctions of the cock.

Having said all that, I have used the following (with a condom slipped over it):

electric toothbrush
handle of hair brush
banana (not peeled and not with the pokey stem side)

*cheap cookies*

If this posts twice, I might need to kick you in the balls.

]]> By: dutch http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/03/24/if-you-are-going-to-use-sex-toys-don%e2%80%99t-be-cheap/comment-page-1/#comment-36097 dutch Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:22:38 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=8390#comment-36097 i like the idea. this guy should be working on solutions to fix the economy. he knows how to use whatever the fuck is laying around doing nothing to get the job done instead of wasteful spending. i like the idea. this guy should be working on solutions to fix the economy. he knows how to use whatever the fuck is laying around doing nothing to get the job done instead of wasteful spending.

]]> By: Karl Rove http://pointlessbanter.net/2009/03/24/if-you-are-going-to-use-sex-toys-don%e2%80%99t-be-cheap/comment-page-1/#comment-36074 Karl Rove Tue, 24 Mar 2009 18:46:47 +0000 http://pointlessbanter.net/?p=8390#comment-36074 Jesus, I know the economy sucks, but this is ridiculous. If the guy can't get her off and they can't afford a vibrator then the simple answer is: find a different guy! Jesus, I know the economy sucks, but this is ridiculous. If the guy can’t get her off and they can’t afford a vibrator then the simple answer is: find a different guy!

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