Comments on: Guys on Match.com are idiots

By: Scott

Scott — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 11:13:42 +0000

It has nothing to do with the guy being okay with a date having “kidds”, er, I mean “offspring”. Read the message, Einstein. He says “I get ALONE with them.” Seriously, WTF?

By: Jenna

Jenna — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 01:58:01 +0000

OK, I’m just saying . . . guys with shirts off, especially if they’re nice to look at, shouldn’t ruin it by saying such asinine things . . . if you’re going to be this dumb, it’s better to just be quiet and keep the profile short and sweet . . . ever heard of the strong silent type? It sounds like I’m offering advice to the dummie!! Actually, I’m glad that he’s not clever enough to fix his own spelling and syntax errors . . . at least there’s no misrepresentation.

By: Riz

Riz — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 00:15:47 +0000

lool at ms office blowing up

By: Robot Monkey

Robot Monkey — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 11:56:17 +0000

So should I not mention that if “assholish” was a word, it should probably be without the ‘e’? Or the part”…write properly is just an too easy thing to do” doesn’t just flow off the tongue? Just asking…

By: bethany

bethany — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 19:29:04 +0000

Beyond the obvious grammar of this:

” I new that headline would get your attention. Thanks for checking me out, now here’s what’s up. I’m a fun and out going guy that is looking to go out and have some fun and maybe find someone that makes life a little sweeter along the way. I’m not looking for any high pressure situations, lets take it easy. I’m a positive person, friendly, and real. Shoot me a message if your interested in hanging out and we’ll figure everything else out later. You’ll be happier with me than you will be on the couch starring at your computer so shoot me a message and lets go out and have some fun.”

Lies a man that is saying, “Hey, baby… I’m just in it for the ‘hit it and quit it’…” as evidenced by the whole “I’m not looking for any high pressure situations, lets [sic] take it easy.”

And, honestly… he’s not selling himself well… he’s basically saying, “it’s better to have me than no one…” Not so.

As for the other guy… God, I went on Yahoo Personals YEARS ago… if I couldn’t get through the first sentence, I gave up… Here, I tried… I got about midway through the paragraph… it just hurt too much to read it. Some people don’t write very well, I understand that.. but holy GEEZ… if you’re going to go on a dating site, online… ask for help in writing the damn ad.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 03:05:17 +0000

YOU NEED TO PUT OUT A NEW BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!!

By: Jaime @ Fast Times

Jaime @ Fast Times — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 15:37:19 +0000

By: Jenn Nickerson

Jenn Nickerson — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 14:52:35 +0000

OK, spelling is important. And, even though I am almost 40, have been with the same guy for half my life and am securely in the “married with children” groove, the 20-something with no shirt STILL does nothing for me. Honestly, I see a photo like that and feel like telling the kid to put a shirt on before he catches cold.

Thanks for validating some life decisions…

By: Bobby Finstock

Bobby Finstock — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 11:14:13 +0000

Wait aren’t those the girls I am supposed to target. Binge drinking is where it is at.

By: Bobby Finstock

Bobby Finstock — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 11:13:36 +0000

Leaving bitter “this was so 1990″ comments was cool on Digg like two years ago. Time to move past the internet troll lifestyle and get out of your mom’s basement.